You have done this. I swear. You have tried achieving PERFECT TOOTHPASTE that is the same in the commercial. But then, you failed.

If you wait, you feel like the time goes SLOWLY. But when you are so happy, you feel like the time is a FAST stopwatch! I'm sure you've experienced that!

That moment when you knew that you were about to do something, then suddenly FORGOT what to do? Then you asked yourself: "What will I do again? I know I am supposed to do something! WHAT THE F WAS THAT AGAIN?!!"

Admit it. At some point of your life, you pretended that the floor was lava and that the only way to survive is by staying on your couch. Ahhh....CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

When you stretch, you yawn. Then tears just came out of your eye.

(If you are on high school/college, you can relate...)
Preschool: Alphabet
Writing letters
Addition and subtraction of numbers
Elementary: Grammar. Grammar. Grammar.
Paragraph writings
Four basic operations, Problem solving, etc.
High school: Random English Topics
Writing letters. No, writing ON a letter(PUNS!)
Alphabet again? On Math subject? What?!
College: Long speeches of random people
Writing LONG essays about dead people and country wars
NOOOOO!!!! The Alphabets won against the Numbers!
Then you started saying: "I wish I had a time machine and go back to the times when I was on nursery. Back to the days when the lessons were SO EASY.