Dinosaurs. They are NOT humans. That's for sure.

The heaviest dinosaur is the Brachiosaurus. It weighed 80 tons, which is equivalent to 17 African Elephants!
The first named dinosaur was the Megalosaurus. It was named by Reverend William Buckland in 1824.
The Tyrannosaurus Rex looked the most ferocious of all the dinosaurs, but in terms of of overall cunning, determination, and its array of vicious weapons, the Utahraptor was probably the fiercest of them all.
Did you know that dinosaurs are closer to chickens than reptiles?
Did you also know that a Tyrannosaurus Rex would eat another dinosaur that has the same kind as him?

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Doyouthinkhesawyousaurus

Q: What will happen if you cross dinosaur with fireworks?
A: Dino-mite

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a dinosaur?
A: The biggest stinker you ever saw

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens are not yet evolved that time