10 WAYS TO...

Kill the smallest ant

1.) Destroy the Sun for the sake of humanity! After destroying the Sun, you can finally turn it to a BLACK HOLE! That ant is surely going to be OVERKILLED!

2.) Feed that b**ch to war freak piranhas! Those hungry fellas are sure excited!

3.) Make it as your food! How? By frying it inside the
volcano, 1,000 degree celsius, and freezing it in Antarctica so it won't spoil! Eating Time! Defrost, then use its blood as catsup, bones as meat cutter, and eyes as jewelry. DELICIOUS!

4.) ELECTROCUTE! Get an electrical chair. Set the volt to 1,000,000,000,000. If that ant is not yet dead, I'll kill myself right now. I mean it.

5.) Create a whirlwind using that ant. Spin it really hard that it will fly outside the Earth!

6.) Put dynamite on it. Then throw it in the water. KABOOM! I can finally watch fireworks on the ocean. COOL

7.) Chop-Chop-Chop... CHOP IT UP LOUD! Chop EVERY particle of that ant!
It will turn into pieces, no, not just pieces, but will be destroyed particle by particle! That ant will surely be NOTHING. Haha! Finally, there will no longer be any freak on our world!

8.) Deploy it in SPACE! By using your SPACEBAR, you can do it!

SPACEBAR SPACEBAR SPACE SPACE SPACE!

9.) Break its neck then grab the skull. Repeatedly bash the skull against the body of that ant. Slice the heart until it becomes the smallest particles you know. Then throw its arms and legs on a boiling lava. Make the ant swim in its own blood. #ANT-ALITY!

10.) Step on it, DUH?! Once you have stepped on it, its DONE! Don't be CRAZY!

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