Mom: what are u doing over there?

Me: *starts sweating cause its gay fanfic and I'm not so sure if she is ok with me writing at all*

Mom: well?

Me: writing...

Mom: about?

Me: *regains courage* gay fanfic...

Mom: oh cool, CAN I READ?

Me: s-sure... *hands phone*

Mom: *after 5 minutes reading* so?

Me: so?

Mom: are they gonna kiss or not?

Me: i was planning on something nsfw tbh

Mom: GOOD, THEY GOTTA FUCK.