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Hey guys!! So, its been a while I've updated this and I got an idea. I'm gonna be an narrator for something. U can comment on the writing what u think I'm narrating.

Im gonna give u a hint, just to help a lil bit :p

And now here we go!!!

Why does his wife know where the checkbook is? Like, how can be so not organized? What the hell?

Wait, he didn't heard those guys come in? What?

How did his wife was so ok w a cup of glass being broken? THERE ARE SHARDS EVERYWHERE WOMAN!!!

Why would u say that? AND U BROKE A GLASS MAN, IDK HOW SHE BROUGHT THAT LIE!!!

Oh yeh, cause putting him on the passenger seat was too much work.

What the hell the director was thinking? "I got a brilliant idea guys" he says smoking weed. "Let's, like, take some shots from some fancy buildings and make it with crazy angles."

Ok, first of all, what the hell is up with this guys hair? Like, are u Loid? From Deb&Loid? Like, srly.

Oh yeh, let's complement the office because that will break the ice. Or point out about the family. Sure, that will tots be something that wont make him shit his pants even more.

He has so many emotions on his face, exactly like Kristen Stewart.

Why the hell did u do that? Like, why?

Tbh, ur name is dumb, sounds like a russian candy bar.

Yeh, lets close the door dramatically, cause that will definitely be more badass.

Srly, this fucking director was on drugs doing the shots of the scenarios.

I like the song tho, pretty sweet, good to relax and stuff for me.

I seriously would love that bear, like, I'm not kidding, I'm almost 19 and I would fucking love that shit.

I like that he arives with the bear and the champagne bottle together xD.

This guy is so sweet. Like seriously. He even asked if she wanted some time alone with him, not to break the moment and it was too sweet man. Jesus.

Wait, wtf? The 4° one? Well, it does make sense because I get hungry between classes as well and a cold beverage is always good. What? I'm not criticizing this time, I'm pointing it out cause it kinda makes sense.

What a dick, he is gonna take the bear away? Whyyyyyyyyy???

Omfg, this guy is so sweet with her. Relationships goals.

Awwww he left a note for her :3.

Even the bear is in the front seat, but not the guy from like, 7 minutes into the movie.

Ok, I have to admit, it was kinda funny him putting the bear as a guest xD.

Ooooh, she just said u ain't getting the booty son!!! XD

Wait, he just talked to the bear?

Of course u are intruding woman!!! Look at the bear?? He was obviously talking to him about important bear matters like, food...

Uuuuh, she just said she dig it for him anymore man!! GET THE BOORY NOW!!!

U REALLY JUST SAID THAT TO HIM?!?! HE IS UR EX!!!!

Well, not bad, u could go for a threesome >> jk jk xD

Wait, so basically u just said no to the booty? Well, alright then, mister "im the saint".

That is sweet man. I know that there's nothingg anymore but still, pretty sweet.

I like her dress tbh.

"Why not go to a shrink when I got u guys?" Cause maybe they are like, also killers? .... Well, maybe u are right BUT STILL!!!

OOOOOOOH THAT WAS SO CLOSE MAN, I WOULD RAGE SO MUCH!!!

Oh, is she gonna say?

Jesus christ, that kid.

Well, she didn't exactly said it, but, nice.

Nice timing, waitress!!

Wait, coffee, with hot milk, with 2 cubes of sugar? He is the bad guy, for sure. I'm calling it.

Respectfully? Really? U just said back off. Like, srly, u had to "be a man" for that? Omfg. Be an adult and admit u were jelly cause he would get her booty more then u did in FUCKING 2 YEARS.

Ok, i know my name is Lazy and I don't do much exercise, but I admire the effort.

XD yes, go grab bagels with Evan.

That girl in the counter was really nice.

Wait, u didn't noticed the knife on the floor?

Oh my god, that's bad man. She is not gonna say anything man, sorry.

Wait, how did the cops got there so fast? I know it's LA, the city of GTA, but still.

Oh shit!! That was some nice moves!!!

Ouch, that must have hurt.

Why did u draw ur gun to run? That makes no sense!!

Wow, nice going cop!! He has a nice body form too.

Wait, he got into a random house? Oh, never mind, its his own.

Ew, but well, if that works....

Wait, desapear? Like in hoodini desapear? XD

He must be so fucking stinky rn, like, wow.

Shit man, that's heavy to say. Damn. Through the phone even.

Wait, they don't find its suspicious as fuck to be an anonymous number who called.

Wait, he is eating his bagels? What an asshole.

Shit man, the news are already saying stuff? That was quick.

He hangs up on peoples face... Rude.

Nice detective work there inspector. Nice.

Making gun montage.

What a fucking liar. He is definitely the bad guy.

Oooooh she just rejected his surname!! Fuck u!!!

Good question girl. I'm asking the same thing.

SHE JUST 'DON'T' U!!! HAAAAAA SUCK A DIIICK!!!

Like that the relationship she has with her is exchanging clothing xD i do that with mine too all the time.

Oh my god, how fucking fake u are. OMFG U FUCKING AKFHAKNSSKBS U ARE THE FUCKINGG BAD GUY FOR SURE MAN.

Nice closing door timing.

Oh, I didn't know u put the names on the side there.

Oh shit. That's really heavy. Awww his face man, I wish I could hug him... He seems so broken...

Wait, after he joined special forces, at 23 y'o btw, he has nothing on his record? Like, did u look in the computer? On the military records too? Like, u can't just presume he is a ghost by only that.

Again, with the back of the car bullshit.

Wait, they didn't found suspicious the god damn car door open?

That waiter hates her whole entire existence.

Wow, he just called ur security shitty.

Well, ur security is really shitty indeed.

That woman just spitted on their faces man xD they are cops, u shouldn't do that!!

Wow, nice ass.

Yes, indeed, its a had with a tattoo on it

All that bla bla bla judiciary stuff.

He was caught...? No, that can't be that easy.

Oh, he is dancing on his luck.

Listen to that guy, he knows. Yes, he is a control freak but still, he knows.

TOLD U HE KNEW XD

Wow, he just flew. Nice.

Oh shit. OH DAAAAAAAAMN NICE BRO, NICE EFFECTS!!!

All these cars, I hope they have insurance.

Oh shit, wait, why are they shooting? Like, he is in a highway man, what the hell.

SERIOUSLY??? PESSIMIST??? ALRIGHT THEN!!

I like his little "how much of this shit it has downloaded" pen drive.

All people, all cops and their mothers are after this guy. Like, wow.

Wait, how did he survive? That makes 0 sense to me.

Nice technic on the "getting rid of the phone" thing.

That is... Sad... Really sad...

That's a good friend. A really good friend.

Awwww that is so sweet... And so sad...

Woooow, she just called the cops stupid xD badass I tell u.

OOOOH SHE IS ROSTING U MAN, JUST SIT DOWN AND TAKE IT MAN!! DRAG HIM GUUURL!!!

That guy is an asshole with a huge ass A on the beginning.

Wait, how did he know that she would pic that one? She didn't say which row she chose, only the 4° one of any row.

That teacher is so boring that I might sleep only hearing him while typing this.

Wait, that's is so disgusting. It was in the trash man, what the hell.

Wait, and no one noticed him in there?

Awww that is cute.

OH NOW U TELL HIM??? LIKE, RIGHT NOW??? Wow, he is not ok, he is definitely not ok.

Wait, she carried chocolate with her all the time? Is she professor Lupin or something?

Another touching moment. :33

They got there so fast, like damn.

Yo, those girls are really bitches... Wow. At least rhey have standards.

Wait, was she gonna leave without washing her hands? Not hygienic girl, not good.

Lol he scaped in the fuzz. Nice plan, and they are now all wet because of him. XD

Wow, she is badass.

I fucking called, he is the bad guy.

Where the fuck did that car come from? It was like, more then 100 and it looked like he pop from the ground.

Wait, there's no way he survived something like that.

Oh yeh, now u go drink.

Wait, what? How did he survive?

MIND IF I DRI- U HAVE A FUCKING GUN, U CAN FUCKING DO WHATEVER U WANT MAN.

Oh my god. That is the worse pick up line ever. Like, he is trying hard. And its quite cute because, well, RABBITS!! But still. Should be mentioned here.

Wait, he didn't break the bottle? That is a very strong glass.

Wait, he was behind the door, did he like, got it in his face? XD

He is gonna have to buy all that juice. And glases, and wine. Look at all the cereals on the floor.

Action scene inbound.

ARE U KIDDING ME??? HE GOT A GUN IN UR FACE AND U STILL MAKE FUN OF HIS ACCENT??? Gotta admit, badass.

Ah yes, of course u need privacy.

HE JUST TELEPORTED. IM NOT KIDDING.

How did he transported the body w no one noticing...

Wow, that is horrible man, he fucking deserve it, fuck him. Bro, talking shit still? Make him drink some more. He seems very dry.

A fucking dumbass. Fuck u. FUCKING LIAR!!!

Oh god. That still is sad...

XD that guy is the best of friends.

And that's why u dont wear ties.

Why u telling the bad guy everything? And he is being a dick even. Fuck him.

Alright, got it, he is good at killing.

Yes, kill him. U DONT NEED HIM, FUCK HIM!!

And he is a dick to tenists.

Wow, that's a tight security area. Jesus.

Nice house tho, i like it.

That inspector is really good.

Nice timing. In general, nice timing.

That crocodile is smoking.

He shot everything. And didn't hit him. Cause he ass under a dead guy...

FRIENDLY FIRE!!

Wait, tell me he is- oh thank god, he has some underwear on.

Wait, he is shooting aiming on the mirror? And he got that chandelier?

Ouch, his hand, his face, his dick, his everything, basically.

FUCKING CALLED.
FUCKING.
CALLED.

Wait, since when this is mortal combat?

OMG WHYYYYY U DIIIIIICK FUCKIG KFAJSJCJAKSNKANSDLSM

He is all fucked, how is he gonna even go chase after the man? Well, he is... That actor :3

And he grab a porche, causa, style ;)

Like, now everything is clear as water in a glass, but not the glass from the 2 minutes of this movie.

Wow, go beat someone from ur size. Fucking dick. Dickless.

Awww that is sweet. His priority is the best.

Oh shit, what now? OH SHIT??? WHAAAAAAA!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! Always wear ur sitbelts.

He put everything up and throw it to his face.

HAHAHAHAHA THE LINE!!! HE SAID THE LINE!!! YEEEEES!!!

And now, another touching moment.

Now the cards are on the table, everything is settled and all are alright.

He played around w that robber so much I was start to think he had OCD.

Another touching moment. Marvelous.

THE END!!!

Alright, did u figure which movie it is?

The answer is:

































Taken 3

XD hope y'all enjoyed this little thing. Maybe I'll do more if I get a good feedback of this.

For now, good night. Stay lazy everyone, smile.

Lazy out!!

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