AU!Bobby: Well Dean, it seems your sons are doing very well.

Dean: W-What? Kevin and Jack aren't my sons

AU!Bobby: Surely they must be, what other children would stand you?

Dean: Okay! Anyone who thinks Kevin and Jack are my sons, raise your hand!

Everyone: *Raises hands*

Dean: You too Sammy?

Sam: I thought you were keeping it secret, you know?

Dean:

Dean, sighing: Kevin, Jack, put your hands down