Gabriel: It's kind of weird because I know Peter Pan is technically an adult with a son in Once Upon a Time, but there was so much sexual tension between him and Felix in season three, you know? Even though he killed him.

Dean, in response from a different room: Will you shut the fuck up and stop making everything gay!?

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Dean: I eat most of the cookies at work and am constantly having mental breakdowns, both of which I am blaming on how fucking awful this year is.

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Sam: I may be smart, but I'm not very observant, which means I could pass my exam with at least an A but definitely get hit by a car because I didn't see it coming before crossing the street.

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Lucifer: I blame Pepsi and knock off Oreos for my depression.

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Michael: It took me an entire month to smoke a packet of cigarettes because I decided to become a social smoker, then realized it was disgusting and I hated it.

Gabriel: Why did you keep smoking them, then?

Michael: Because they cost five dollars and I was not going to waste my hard earned money by throwing them away.

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Sam: You can't say I only started listening to Queen after I saw Bohemian Rhapsody because I knew, like, four of their songs before it even came out.

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Cas: I relate to Regina in Once Upon a Time because I too am a cold hearted bitch that would cast a curse on my enemies if I had the chance.

Dean: Shut the fuck up, you're Snow White and you know it.