-Background: I got bit my dog on my left hand-

My mother, who is washing my hand: Next time to block with your hand, I am going to hit you

Me, whose natural instinct is to block with hand because of being hit: uh no lol, suck my dick bitch

(note: i did not actually say that, it was just the tone, i just told her that my natural reflex is is to block with my hand—also him biting me wasn't my fault, i thought he just wanted pets, until he went for my legs, then i blocked)

-Background: We were checking out from school shopping and I was talking about my hair-

My mother, who is checking out my hair: Says something in Spanish about my hair and threatens me

Me, who can't fucking understand her and is on the verge of tears: What did you say?

My mother, who is now being an asshole and pouting about me not "listening": You can die for all I care

Me, who just wanted to know: :(

-tune in for more IDK posts random stupid bullshit their mother has said to them that make everyone question if IDK is in a safe environment ❤️❤️-
(wattpad made me shorten my title ):<)