So last night this wonderful thing happened at my church called a Lock In.

Imagine two completely normal male adult humans try to throw basically a slumber party for both girls and boys.

Except for about half the people there are . . .

I can't find words. What are we?

Not normal. Fan boys and fan girls. But also something else. I don't really know. We scare people though.

So the activities consist of

Never have I ever
Frisbee dodge ball
Statues
Watching Antman at the theatre
Hide and go seek in the dark
Bedtime

Those are the activities the adults decided on however we had some disagreements to that schedule and since the adults were both men they were on the other side of the church when we were supposed to be sleeping with a locked door and several rooms and a long hallway inbetween.

So let's revise the schedule

Never have I ever
Frisbee dodge ball
Statues
Watching Antman at the theatre
Hide and go seek in the dark
Apples to Apples
Truth or dare
The "Which one of you idiots farted?" catastrophe of 2015
Play on our phones

At least for the girls. I don't know what the guys did.

I suck at frisbee dodgeball. It's dodgeball except frisbees instead of balls and the frisbees are hidden before the game so you have to find them. I cannot throw frisbees very well.

We picked Antman as the movie because they let us choose and we are marvel geeks. I was happy to see it for the second time.

This time I noticed the villains ears are crooked though. My friend 'Ethan' (no real names in this book except mine) was sitting next to me so I had to point this out to him. You can't unsee it. It's just THERE. He also commented a few times when the villain let his hand linger on other men's shoulders. Also when he was creepily waiting to have a nice long talk with him in the bathroom.

Hide and go seek (wtf auto correct changed seek to week) in the dark is very fun. It can only be played properly when it's night and there is no light streaming through the windows.

There is a thing called room jumping. This is when you switch hiding places while the seekers are not looking. This is risky especially when done with other people.

If you are room jumping (or even just hiding in the same place) with a friend it is common courtesy to do anything in your power to make sure they do not get caught. This means when the seeker is about to find you you do the following:

1: when the seeker is about to find you either run out of your place screaming or grab them unexpectedly to cause emotional trauma. This can actually go to far though one of our seekers did break down crying because it happened to her about four times. It's funny once.

2:when revealed if the seeker continues to look in the room tell them there is no one else in there. That you think you saw someone else go into the room across the hall (but only if you know no ones in there). Just get them the fudge out.

You do not help the seeker. You help the other hiders. This is the honorable thing to do. (Unless the seeker is scared out of their mind. Then you should probably stay with them.)

If you help the seeker you do not have the right to tell off other players for being mad at you. You cannot get mad at anyone for telling you off about kicking them punching them ruining their shirt or nearly choking them to death in the process of trying to find them (I have seen every one of these things happen and the person had a right to be angry)

Lights are never to be turned on by the seeker or any treacherous snake who chooses to help them.

Now last night a girl decided to help the seeker and found my brother. She grabbed him by the hoodie and nearly choked him to death. He was angry he had a right to be.

The idiot who always rips his pants went and said "ignore him he's just an asshole."

This obnoxious idiotic perverted PMSing freakish bitchy little shit!

So I said "You are more of an asshole then my brother ever is!"

The bitch went to the boys room and lay down on the couch shortly after. I'm glad I didn't have to see his stupid face the rest of the night.

Okay sorry I generally feel angry towards him. For too many reasons.

Mainly I don't let people talk shit about my brother.

Okay no more bad words sorry :)

Now apples to apples.

It wasn't the kid version.

But even if it had been once you get to about sixth grade any form of apes to apples can be dirty minded.

But being uncensored didn't help.

I don't think we even checked who won.

It may have been me it may not have I wasn't paying attention.

I got accused of being dirty minded though.

Honestly some of the things I just didn't have a good card for and I figured if I picked something random they would find a way to make it bad. And I was right.

Now truth or dare. We used an app or something that decided the dates and questions for us. I think we picked a version designed for adults. It was uncomfortable. We scared the seventh graders.

But I stayed up all night.

Well actually you know how you get to that point where you're not really awake but you are aware of what's happening around you? I was like that for an hour so it may have really been 23 hours without sleep but if it's not sleep I was up 24 hours.

And then I went home and slept for five hours.