So we were in the cafeteria and all the sudden some dude across the cafeteria yells "FÛCK" really loud.

And then a few minutes later the guy behind us yells "FÛCK"

And these same two boys just keep yelling back and forth all of lunch. About halfway through lunch my friend starts laughing and won't tell me why.

Finally at the end of lunch when we're walking away she tells me that they were "F-boys" (She calls fûckboys f-boys) and that was their mating call.

So the colleges keep sending me letters. Idk what to do with the letters. Like it's really obscure colleges in places like Cleveland. I don't want to go to Cleveland I want to stay here where it's humid. Like I live in Texas and my hands are really dry right now, but most people are like "oh my god it's so humid im gonna drown in the air." But I'm sitting here like "where's my lotion???? I'm dying" so if I go where the people who think this is humid are, will I just crinkle into a little raisin? Will my fingers fall off? No I'm going to stay in Texas where I am safe. Maybe I'll find somewhere even more humid. But it would have to be warm too because I don't wanna be a little Popsicle Hannah walking around in five jackets.

I don't appreciate all the letters they are stressing me out.

LOOK AT ME I HAVE ANXIETY!

Goodnight umma actually sleep tonight.