Digestion is really gross. Like why? Why does my stomach do this? Like it goes in pizza and comes out brown stinky gloops of mush. Like you did that. Your stomach has the power to turn pizza into crap.

That's disturbing.

And then somehow humans connect butts, the poo squirting organ, to attractiveness.

There are songs about butts! WHY ARE THERE SONGS ABOUT BUTTS!?! And so many of them?!? Like why? Could you not?

Could you just go home and do something that people actually need? Be a farmer. Or a garbage truck driver. Janitor. Something important to the function of society.

Like what if we called butts 'poo squirting organs' instead of 'butts'? pso for short.

Thoughts?