10 things about me

1. I am the parent friend

2. I love bread (I write this as eating bread)

3. Puns are the best

4. I can sew

5. I look like shit

6. Once you have me as a friend you can't get rid of me

7. My favorite color is green

8. I have super short hair

9. I am terrified of bees

10. I'm an asshole

Tell a joke

Hmmm. Oh! I burned 2000 calories yesterday.

Left the brownies in the oven for too long.

Tell a spoiler for one of my books

Errorfresh, that's all I'm gonna say.

Tag 28 people

No, too lazy for that

GenoMurlocs
Xx_Broken_Mind_xX
Earth_Girl2018EC
Afandomtale
DinosAreDead
heyrandomppl
FreshyFreshSans
GayGirl453
NerdyPotato7245
RinoaGonzales8

That's all I'm tagging