As I sat down to write, I realized my feet were cold. Looking down at my exposed toes, I felt a little  sandalous.

I heard that a man exposed himself to two old ladies in our retirement community. One of the ladies had a stroke... the other couldn't reach it.

It occurred to me that bees must be allergic to pollen. When exposed to it, they develop hives.

With the predominance of mobile phones you cannot find a phone booth anymore. I worry about Clark Kent.

And the final expose, not a single line I have written here is original. Gotta love the internet.