So, we were having a meeting in the Student Government and stuff like that and our advisor suddenly asked a question.

She asked if anyone was from pandacan. For those who don't know, Pandacan is a city in manila.

I remember one of my classmates and one of my former bullies, let's call him.. Melon. Back in 2nd or 3rd grade, a teacher also asked the same question and Melon was laughing his ass off at the people because they were "Pandak"(short in height).

You get it? Pandak = Pandacan? Yeah? *gets slapped*

Ow. Anyways, the teacher asked where he was from, and you know what he answered?

Pandacan!

I remember lil me just laughing her ass off at the fuckin boy.

I mean, he called himself short!