Me: meT A GiRL @ SeVENteeN THOUGHT SHE MEANT THE WORLD TO ME SO I GAVE HER EVERYTHING BUT SHE TURNED OUT TO BE CHEAT SAID SHED BEEN THINKING FOR A LONG TIME AND SHE'D FOUND SOMEBODY NEW I'VE BEEN THINKING THAT THIS WHOLE TIME

GIRL ID NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D STTTAAAYYYYY-

Parents: is she okay

Me: *changes song* WELL IF YOU WANTED HONESTY THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY-

Parents: Wut

Me: *changes song again* MY HEAD IS HAUNTING ME AND MY HEART FEELS LIKE A GHOST

Parents: okay...*backs away slowly*

Me: *runs after them* Oh well imaGINE AS I'M PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR

Parents: noOOPE

me: WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND

4 yr old brother: *runs out wearing my fob shirt* AND SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

parents: OH GOD NOT YOU TOO

brother: MY NAMES BLURRY FACE AND I CARE WHAT YOU THINK

Me: ONE OF US ONE OF US MWHAHAHHA *runs away* WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY-