(This will not contain any major spoilers for Battle For Mewni, just screenshots of a young River.)

Okay okay so I have a rule that I limit myself to one son per show/movie/book, but honestly, after Battle for Mewni, I'm really fighting the urge to break that rule for preteen River.

I mean, he was already absolutely precious in the comics-

But seeing him in his full awkward glory on screen?

He was so adorable and precious and timid and blushy with such a big crush on Moon I love him.