A series of writing prompts based off of weird text messages that I have both sent and received. Feel free to use!

"Is it legal to cry this much???"

"I guess it was good because I started to feel murderous towards a Founding Father so yeah"

"oh man I don't have 3 hands"

"I think I'm starting a fake flower collection"

"What time is your rehearsal tomorrow, I'm gonna text everyone in the cast SHACKALACKA"

"I want to drown in a flood of tears after my song"

"Well then, good night and sweet dreams, to both you and your faded wolf"

"THATS NOT HOW YOU SPELL A"

"I don't know what they got bc I was too hungry to pay attention"

"I feel bad but at the same time I want to tell her I told you so"

"*gross crying noises*"

"You gotta be specific when you say "everyone" but with no context"

"Okay so turns out it wasn't our fault, it was a squirrel"

"She gave me bonus points for singing Wait For It while solving an inequality on the board"

"Well at least I'll know CPR"

"I waltzed into class with my glittery poster and my phone blasting the Hercules soundtrack at full volume"

"I even triggered a full-blown discussion about musical theatre"

"Our Juliet is a 6'3 boy and Romeo is a 5'1 girl"

"All kisses should be fist bumps"

"Why sleep when you can GET WILD"

"congrats, Chosen Meme-One"

"I wanted to fight that person with my fist but then I decided that I would politely fight their ego with my words and research"

"I SWEAR IM NOT A BUG MONSTER"

"This is my legacy- I will forever be a clumsy blue bird to your mother"

"Let the child climb up on the roof if he so wishes"

"MY DISNEY KNOWLEDGE IS NOT TO BE QUESTIONED AND I SHALL NOT BE DEFIED"

"I accidently started the great Alice in Wonderland conspiracy theory craze"

"get rekt james monroe. eliza just owned you"

"There's a reason why the Barbie movies cost more"

"Let the Space Family stay safe."

"And she shall slay with her fighting skills, barbed words, and fashion sense."

"Why are all of my friends poor?"

"I'm scared to finish listening to your audio message, because in the beginning you sounded very aggressive"

"She just went up to a random woman and said "I hold you" and then plopped herself into the woman's lap."