A series of writing prompts based on things I heard/said while on a road trip. Feel free to use!

"It was right there! How could you have missed it?"

"You'll never guess what was in the restroom."

"Okay, I was the princess last time, so it's your turn."

"Quick, get a picture of them before they wake up."

"You guys just reached for each other at the exact same time without looking, and now I'm a little bit freaked out to be honest."

"You really should have punched him in the face. He deserved it."

"Take your food and keep it on your side or so help me-"

"Isn't it illegal to buy that?"

"Annnnd that would be my mother interrupting us."

"I know it's not right to ship people you actually know, but man you two sure are making it hard not to."

"How did you not know that? Didn't you pay attention in history class?"

"Let's be real for a minute. I'm the adult here, not my brother."

"You really are my second mother. Thank you."

"Go faster! They must taste defeat or we must die in shame!"

"Wait, when did we stop listening to Disney?"

"Was duck tape really necessary?"

"You make me sound so pessimistic."

"I love everybody, but not everyone loves me."