"To be honest, I always planned on killing you, but then things came up and I procrastinated and it just never got done."

"I honestly don't want to imagine eight copies of you running around."

"I have to go... um, iron... my cat!"

"What I lack in common sense, I make up for in sarcasm."

"You weren't raised to listen, you were raised to ask questions. I raised you to revolt."

"In the darkness, every sound was amplified."

"Deny it all you want, I know you secretly respect me."

"All this time and all these feelings. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do now."

"I feel like at one point I might have joked about this being a possibility, but now that it's real, I'm honestly shocked."

"You're as gullible as you are pretty, and you're absolutely beautiful."

"Flattery is not going to get you out of fulfilling our bet."

"Maybe it's been awhile but... is that a normal amount of angst for a seven year old to have?"

"I don't want to work with them, to be honest. They're so entitled."

"We can't all be the chosen ones, but I'm not going to sit here and let you do everything."

"Have you ever seen a smile that made your stomach clench in anger?"

"I can't sit here and watch this. The secondhand embarrassment is very real."

"Okay, you try doing this in a poofy dress, and then we'll talk."

"Can't I do nice things for you without you suspecting me of ulterior motives?"

"I'm always ready to fight someone! The sleepier the better, though."

"All the letters I wrote, all the self-reflection I did, all my hard work, it means nothing. I wanted to be a good person, but I don't think I can be."

"I don't have time to deal with you or your narcissistic ways."

"I know I'm capable, but actually doing it is another story."

"You wouldn't care about any of these people a week ago. You're making progress."

"Okay, let's not be rash here. Put down the alarm clock."

"Some hero you are! Come back here and pick up my cabbages!"

"That looks suspiciously like a love potion."

"Sisters don't let sisters look stupid. Now hold still so I can scrub this mess off!"