Writing prompts based on things I've heard/said during choir. Feel free to use!

"Just stay where I can see you, and I promise I won't mess up too badly."

"You're not symmetrical. I must fix you or else I'll go crazy."

"No, we can't steal from the band kids. They could beat us up in a fight. Have you not seen their legs?"

"I've been called a freshman for four years now. It's been a long freshman year."

"What is this medley that you speak of? I'm an alto and I don't know what that is."

"Shoot, I don't see anything. What does that mean?!"

"I could kiss you! Or slap you! Either one works for me!"

"Soul doesn't come from the nose."

"Do you think that when we're not here, he just dances around the room to songs from the 90s?"

"When you sing the same note over and over again for exactly forty-six measures, yeah it gets a little annoying."

"Do you want a Jennifer Hudson or Dolly Parton sound?"

"Congratulations, the slate has been wiped clean. Now we can have a fresh start and be bitter over completely new things now!"

"I will pay you fifty dollars to not."

"Okay we understand that you guys are the perfect couple and everything, but could you please tone down your adorableness for us doomed to singleness? Yeah, that would be great?"

"You can't just duck tape a piece of weave in your hair, you're white."

"I would tell you that eyebrows are the key to success, but seeing as we can't even see your eyebrows, I think we need a new strategy."

"Last time I played a game involving a ball with you guys, I ended up breaking my leg!"

"Do you feel it? The atmosphere, it's dark. Something bad is brewing in this room."