A series of writing prompts based off of things I have said while babysitting. Feel free to use!

"Your son tried to headbutt me for the first half hour."

"Is that a boat on your pants?"

"I was worried that the baby would turn out like you. Unfortunately, he turned out WORSE."

"... Are you trying to rock me to sleep?"

"Your baby brother is almost as cute as you are... WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT! STOP LAUGHING-"

"We decided to start a braid train, only without the braiding part."

"Okay, I can tell that you three just don't appreciate the Mulan soundtrack like I do."

"I'm going to have some much blackmail material on you by the time you're old enough to be embarrassed by it."

"Are you seriously crying because she can breakdance and you can't?"

"You know, I might have actually felt bad for you if you hadn't had thrown Legos at me."

"Did you just purposely run into a wall?"

"I would say that this is a treat on me, but since this is your parents' money, I guess this is really a treat on you."

"Are you trying to set me with your brother?... Did your mother put you up to this?"

"I don't care if you're seven, I am NOT going to let you beat me at Mario Kart!"

"He just sat there chanting 'you better watch out' for five minutes straight. I got a little scared."

"Excuse you honey, but Barbie and Ken are America's favorite power couple. You can't just set him up on a date with Elsa."

"Are you sure you lost your socks? Because I'm pretty sure they're still on your feet."

"I bribed the children backstage to be quiet by giving them all homemade coloring sheets. They now refer to me as their Munchkin Queen."

"HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE?! YOU'RE TOO SHORT!"

"See that man over there with the plastic sword? I want you to take this lightsaber and TAKE HIM DOWN."

"Those little boys are more sassy than most teenage girls."

"I know that they're too old for it, but if I leave them in their old cribs with a few toys to keep them happy, I could curl up and read my book without worrying about them setting something on fire."

"I would ask what you're doing, but since it doesn't look life-threatening, it doesn't look like it could get me in trouble, and frankly I'm just too weirded out to ask, I'm not."