Has the occasion ever come up where you have to go participate in a gladiator battle and bathe in the blood of your enemies but your ball gown is seriously messing with your butt-kicking abilities? You don't have the time to change clothes, and since the only other practice option would be to cut the skirt of your dress to gain more mobility, what's a girl to do?

Never fear, for there is another option that allows you to preserve your gown while destroying the bodies and souls of all who defy you!

You're welcome. Now go, you beautiful Amazon warrior queens, go and slay your enemies and look fabulous while doing it!