Gravity Falls AU where when Weirdmageddon rolls around, everyone just leaves. They can get pass the barrier, but Bill and his goons can't. Everyone leaves towns and laughs at Bill from the other side of the giant weirdness snow globe.

Grunkle Stan manages start a new business taking tourists to the edge of the barrier. It becomes extremely popular, much to Bill's frustration. "And here ladies and gentlemen is a stupid, talking, mouthless triangle who thought he was clever enough to take over the world when he really was a loudmouth idiot. For ten bucks you can buy these assorted trinkets to throw at him!"

Wendy's new favorite pastime is engaging in insult battles with Bill and his lackeys. She always wins because she gets them so worked up that they forget about the barrier and try to attack her, but they bounce back off the wall. Wendy laughs for hours. Gideon and Pacifica eventually join in and become experts in Wendy's game within half an hour. One time, they roasted Hectorgon so badly that he burst into tears and wouldn't stop sobbing for hours. Bill was so ashamed.

 Mabel and Dipper help create the assorted trinkets for children to launch at Bill and the monsters.  Mabel's specialty are the glitter bombs, and Stan and Ford encourages them to aim for the eye. It eventually gets to a point where Bill's eye isn't red because he made it that color, but because it's so irritated from all the glitter bombs. Dipper, with Ford's help, builds little trinkets that seem pretty harmless when they first land inside the weirdness snow globe, but then they turn into something harmful like a mini bomb or it suddenly gains spikes.

The tourists take pictures and selfies at the barrier with the monsters in the background. One time a father was brave enough to ask Pyronica and Kryptos to pose with his family. They do, and they quickly become fan-favorites. They enjoy the attention a lot more than they'll ever admit, especially to Bill.

The Pines family become rich off of their Bill-shaming. Bill screams until the time of end in humiliation.