Today is the day. It's September the 22nd. You know what that means.

It iS OFFICIALLY AUTUMN

*throws leaves as confetti*

THE WAR IS OVER, HARVEST SHALL BEGIN SOON, IT IS NOW SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO START DECORATING FOR THE SEASON, AND WE CAN START WEARING BOOTS AS ACCORDING TO THE FASHION LAWS

In addition to it being the first day of fall, it is also...

So on this first day of autumn, keep the peace radiantly by proposing a business plan written in a love note as you eat your white chocolate ice cream in an ice cream cone and respect all elephants, Native Americans, and rhinos that you may cross paths with. And remember to write about your day in your diary.