Considering how I've never really shipped something in the Hetalia fandom while I was still in it (hence told a couple of times stuff like "What?! You don't ship anything?! HOW?!" "Whoa, really? There must be something you ship, right?!"), I think it'd be interesting to meet someone in the Osomatsu-san fandom who didn't ship anything in the show at all.

Like nothing

...wait a minute, I'm slightly close to that-