The patrol of Raisinpaw and Crazytail padded silently through the forest. "This fight was on Bowdowntomestar's order right?"
Crazytail started at Raisinpaw's question before answering. "Well, pfft, of course it is! Or else why would we be doing it, you ignorant kit!"
Because you're crazy. Raisinpaw thought, but didn't answer. As they headed on the path towards ShadowClan, which Raisinpaw had already memorised even though she'd never been out of the camp before. Crazytail paused as they reached the border, sniffing the air. "All clear," she called. "No sent. They probably haven't checked their borders for ages! Idiots."
    Raisinpaw pounded ahead and soon reached the camp where all the ShadowClan cats were partying in the centre of the camp.
"Whoop, whoop!" A pretty pink tom said. Oh my Cow God, I think I'm in love. She thought.
Then the pink tom screeched and poohed up his fabulously hotter pink tail up. "Attack! There's two of them! A ugly, crazy looking one and a fantastically hot purple one!" Then he fainted.
    "I don't think I can fight him." Raisinpaw whispered in Crazytail's ear.
    "We won't. Don't worry we'll kill him." Crazytail flexed her claws.
    "No, I'm serious." Raisinpaw growled, then added in a quieter voice. "I think he's pretty cute."
    Crazytail rolled her eyes. "Fine. But slay everyone else." Raisinpaw nodded before racing into the camp with fashion. "Die!" She yowled and killed five warriors with a single paw. "Die! Die!" And then ten more warriors randomly died again. By the time all warriors were dead but four, (not including the pink tom) and they left.
    When they arrived back at camp, Bowdowntomestar was pacing back and forth. When she saw them she cried out. "Crazytail! Raisint- I mean paw! Where were you?"
    "Killing ShadowClan." Crazytail replied simply.
    "Oh. In that case that's fine. Bye, I have to go and do my hair."
And Bowdowntomestar left to do her nonexistent hair.