"Meow, meow, meow meow." Bowdowntomestar started. "Today we will have two new apprentices. Raisinkit and Grapekit. They are one moon old and I think they will be great apprentices."
Sharptail, her deputy frowned. "What's the real reason?"
Bowdowntomestar blushed. "They said my pelt was beautiful!"
Healertail swept his tail gloriously over the crowd and meowed. "Makes sense, Bowdowntomestar."
Bowdowntomestar nodded, and then gave a questioning look, as if she was wondering about something. "Raisinkit, your mentor is going to be Crazytail. Your name will obviously be Raisinpaw."
    Raisinpaw padded forward tentatively, seemingly scared and let out a squeak as Crazytail touched noses with her. Crazytail didn't say anything that assuring, other than the fact they'd be hunting cows for dinner.
StarClan, what have I ever done to you? Raisinpaw thought. Cows are freaking evil! And I'm not!
Then Bowdowntomestar turned to her pristine sister who had a fluffy and clean pelt today.
    "Grapekit. I know you so well. You are my favourite kit, like, ever and I hope you'll be up to this." She paused, and glanced at Grapekit. "Grapekit, I'm going to be your mentor. Oh, yeah, and by the way you're new name is Grapepaw."
My sister gets the freaking leader as mentor and I get . . . What is Crazytail other then a maniac?
    Crazytail stood beside her and cleared her throat. "Today we will attack ShadowClan."
Forget I ever thought anything. Crazytail is awesome.
    "For real?" Grapepaw meowed because she had been standing there as Crazytail had told Raisinpaw this.
    "For Raisinpaw." Crazytail meowed. "Not you. Leaders apprentices cannot go on fights. They might get killed!"
Grapepaw sighed in a way that made leaves rattle and shake. Wait no, that was a hiss. Her tiny white-furred chest made a little puff and she walked away to her mentor.
"Come on, Raisinpaw. We had better go and fight those StarClan forsaken cats. Kill them all."
    "Should I get any battle training?" Raisinpaw asked.
"Nah, you'll be fine." Crazytail said with a flick of her tail.