Genre: Comedy, fluff, romance

Prompt: -

Synopsis: Robby and Colin are constantly at each other's throats, trying to outdo the other in everything they do. When they decide to prove who the better man is, you get dragged into their annoying little game. The problem is that you don't have feelings for either of them, aside from a growing urge to punch them. As it turns out, their little game forced you to confess your feelings for another man and they are not happy. The man in question, though, is over the moon.

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▸Act 1

Anyone who knew Robby and Colin for more than a couple of days knew about their unending rivalry. They were friends and allies, but still continuously fought about who was the better of the two. Naturally, the men brought other people into the fight as a way of finding out who truly was the better man.

It didn't come as much of a surprise when they decided to play a game which involved you. They decided to woo you, and whoever you kissed first was the 'better' man.

Naturally, they had rules. They weren't allowed to kiss you and they weren't allowed to directly ask you for a kiss. You weren't to find out about this little contest, either.

Now, you knew that something was up when both men started paying abnormal amounts of attention to you, offering to do things for you and buying you expensive gifts that you refused to accept. 

You had confronted both of them, but they refused to give anything up. You even asked your other friends, but they didn't know anything about it.

▸Act 2

You were quickly getting annoyed at the two men who were constantly bugging you, day and night, attempting to take you to expensive restaurants and buy you the most expensive wine they had - even though you weren't yet old enough to legally drink.

"How about I take you out to eat tonight?" Robby's suave voice purred, hid dark eyes boring into your own.

Sitting at the table reading a book for your world history class, you ignored the older male's penetrating gaze from across the table. "No thanks. I have too much homework."

"Amore, take a break and come with me," he whispered softly, his fingers moving the hair out of your eyes. "You need to relax."

You rolled your eyes. "You know as well as I do that this is the first time I've studied in over a month."

He kept quiet, knowing that you were right. He had no other excuse to use. Instead, he stood up and left the room, his devious mind beginning to plot his next move.

▸Act 3

You were sitting on a park bench, watching Irina, Larry, and Futa running around and playing with the other neighborhood children. You can't say you were surprised when two dozen roses appeared in front of your face; Colin had snuck up behind you.

"Go out with me!" he demanded, an arrogant grin on his face.

You rolled your eyes, pushing the roses from your face and standing up. "Not interested, Colin."

"Oh come on!" he protested, a pout set on his lips.

You called out to the three kids, waiting for them before leaving the park. You remember one of your classmates telling you that you must be crazy to turn down both Robby and Colin, given the fact that they were both very attractive Italian men.

In truth, you do find both men to be extremely attractive, but you knew they were up to something, playing some sort of game to prove who the better man was, and you just weren't interested. Besides, their persistence was only a growing annoyance, not a turn on.

No one knew it, but you were already in love with someone anyway.

▸Act 4

"Let's go dancing, amore," Robby ordered, grabbing onto your arm.

"No, let's go to the carnival!" Colin grabbed onto your other arm, his gaze locking with Robby's as sparks began to fly between the two. You could feel the tension rising in the air.

If you had use of either hand right now, you'd facepalm. "Will you two idiots knock it off already and let me go?"

The two men ignored you, as expected.

"Amore mia wants to go dancing," Robby smirked, sending the blonde a look that said, 'I will win this.'

Colin snorted. "She's going to the carnival with me! It's much more romantic."

"Dancing is more romantic than a carnival, moron," scoffed Robby.

"No, it's not!"

Before long, the two were engaged in a heated argument, completely forgetting about you as you stood between them. All you wanted to do was rub your temples to try and fend off the growing headache.

When they finally released your arms, you didn't hesitated, turning around and darting from the room, leaving the two to bicker.

▸Act 5

"You have to choose, here. You'll have more fun with me~" Colin persuaded, sending you a flirty wink.

Robby rolled his eyes. "Amore, I promise that you will have more fun with me than you ever will with him."

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Colin growled, blue eyes narrowing at the ravenette.

"What's it sound like?" he shrugged, a sly smirk on his face as he pulled his fedora down to cover his eyes.

Your eye twitched as you stared at the two idiotic men in front of you. Once again, their attempts to woo you turned around into a huge argument. They were grown men yet they acted more like five-year-olds.

Was it even possible for the two men to be in the same room without it devolving into an argument? You highly doubted it.

▸Act 6

"Alright. That's enough!" you growled, slamming your hands on the table as you stood, glaring at the two men who were sitting on either side of you. 

The three of you, along with Viria and Sky were sitting in a restaurant. Everyone turned and stared at you after your outburst, but you didn't care about the attention, far too annoyed at this point.

Colin and Robby both looked at you in shock. You were usually the type to just go with the flow and you rarely got upset enough to raise your voice, especially not to them.

"I don't know what game the two of you are playing, but I'm sick of it. I don't want either of you!"

Robby quirked an eyebrow. "Then who do you want, amore?"

"You wanna know who I want? I'll tell you! I want him!" Your index finger pointed at Sky who went bright red at the attention. Once you realized what you had done, you started to stutter, feeling panic erupt in your chest. "A-Ahaha... Look at the time... I have to, err, go feed my... my dog..." You jumped over Robby's lap, nearly falling on your face as you rushed out of the building.

"But she hates dogs..."

"Shut up, Colin."

The blonde glared at Robby before both their gazes shifted towards Sky. He sat quietly, staring at the table top with flushed cheeks.

Viria was smirking as if he had expected things to play out this way the entire time. He regretted not placing a bet on the outcome.

"Why him?" Colin scoffed, folding his arms over his chest. "He's totally useless."

Sky winced at the insult but the the blonde didn't care.

Robby shrugged, letting out a deep sigh. How could someone as amazing as himself possibly have been beaten by the cowardly Sky?

▸Act 7

After some convincing on Viria's part, Sky finally got up the courage to chase after you. It had been indirect, but you had confessed your feelings for him.

He found you sitting on a park bench, a cigarette lit between your lips.

He shifted nervously as he stood in front of you, rubbing the back of his neck with uncertainty.

Your eyes opened, moving to meet his own. You refused to speak, however, knowing that you were busted. How could you let your biggest secret slip so easily? Simple. Because Robby and Colin were just that frustrating.

He sat down beside you, scooting as close to you as the bench would allow. "Did you mean it?" His voice was soft and filled with uncertainty as he fiddled with his gloved fingers.

You glanced at him before looking away. "I wouldn't have said it if I didn't mean it. I'm not like those two idiots."

He looked over at you and smiled. "I know..."

"Well, I should uh, probably get going..." you muttered, quickly standing up. Before you could step away, though, Sky caught your wrist and pulled you back until you were sitting on his lap. His nose pressed against the side of your neck, arms around your waist.

"Stay," he commanded, softly. Unlike Robby and Colin, his commands were more questioning than demanding and you just couldn't bring yourself to say no.

A smile came to your lips as your body relaxed against his chest.

▸Act 8

"Robby. Colin." You greeted the two men, both of which were glaring at Sky who stood beside you. "I wanted to thank both of you."

Robby raised a pristine brow. "What for?"

Colin sported a look of confusion, scratching the side of his head.

"If it wasn't for your insistent pestering, Sky and I wouldn't be together right now," you grinned. Sky smiled at you as he laced his fingers with your own, a soft pink lining his pale cheeks.

Robby scoffed and Colin scowled. Neither of them were happy about the way their 'game' had turned out, mostly because they still hadn't found out who was the better man.

"Let's try Beverly," Robby mused, turning around and walking off.

"That's cheating!" Colin growled, following the suit-clad man. "You know she's already in love with you!"

You chuckled, looking up at Sky.

He smiled in response, bringing his lips down onto your own.

Even though they didn't find out who the better man was, you were glad that they picked you as their target. You never would have admitted your feelings for the spikey-haired man if they hadn't interfered and driven you to the brink of insanity.

Even if they were infuriating, you couldn't help but feel grateful to them. As painful as it was to admit it, even Sky was grateful to them.

"We should get going, we're gonna be late for our movie."

You smiled brightly as he lead you out of the diner, hands clasped.