/why update your other fics when you can write drabbles instead??? xD/

"You need to accept the facts, Oikawa. Spiders are just as creepy and weird as aliens. Now use your aliens," Iwaizumi responds, while motioning to Oikawa's alien sock clad feet, "and squish the other alien."

"I AM OFFENDED," Oikawa shouts, while standing on top of the toilet, "THAT YOU WOULD EVEN SUGGEST THAT ALIENS AND SPIDERS ARE SIMLAR! ALSO, ALIENS DON'T FIGHT OTHER ALIENS! OH AND SPIDERS ARE NOT ALIENS! THEY ARE JUST SMALL, CREEPY THINGS... LIKE CHILDREN!"

Iwaizumi can't help but emit a loud sigh. "So I can't compare spiders to aliens, but you can compare them to children?"

"Yes!" Oikawa chirps, now changing tactics... He is now trying to convince (instead of annoy) Iwaizumi into killing the spider for him. "Now, if you love me, you'll kill the spider."

"I love you, but I'm not killing it," Iwaizumi responds, earning himself a raised eyebrow from Oikawa.

"Why are you determined not to kill it? Are you scared of spiders, Hajime?" Practically purring Iwaizumi's first name, Oikawa isn't surprised to see Iwaizumi's face turn bright red. With silence being the only response he receives, Oikawa adds, "Won't you overcome your fear for me, Hajime?"

Iwaizumi tries to... But ends up standing on top of the toilet with Oikawa. "Some tuff guy you are," Oikawa huffs, while glaring at the spider.

"Watch it, or I'll push you off."

"You wouldn't dare."

The spider ends up getting killed...

When Iwaizumi pushes Oikawa off the toilet, and he falls on his butt, right on top of the spider.