bokuaka feat. grocery shopping

"We DO NOT need that," Akaashi says in a stern voice. Just ten minutes into shopping, Bokuto has asked him three times if they could get certain items... Items that they don't need, and are pretty ridiculous. Items such as a glow in the dark flashlight (glow sticks are cheaper), a "family size" bag of candy (Bokuto is hyper even without sugar) and an oven mitt that looks like an owl (they already own three). Now... Right now, Bokuto is trying to suggest they buy baby clothes for their dog. "Besides, Daisy wouldn't let you put that on her. I wouldn't let you put that on her. Neon pink AND green? It's enough to make me barf."

"AKAAAAASHIIIII," Bokuto whines, earning them all sorts of strange looks, "Neon pink and green go well with dark fur... Hell, with your black hair you'd look good in it!"

"Bokuto-"

"AKAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIII."

They end up buying it.

ALSO

Akaashi never takes Bokuto shopping with him again.