[Warning: Two ligma variants]

Red: No. It sounds idiotic. And Velvet and I are MASCOTS there's no way that I will-

Percy: Why not just call him your brother for like 1 hour.

Red: 1 minute is bad enough. Leave me alone, Percy.

-minutes of convincing later-

Red: Brother! Get over here, I need a test subject on this!

Velvet, overjoyed: Ar- Are you talking to me?

Red: Yes, now get over here before I whip your ass.

Velvet happily walks into the room Red was in.

Red: Ugh, you smell like Zammata

Velvet: What's Zammata?

Red: Nothing, I'm actually quite fine.

Velvet, surprised: ...

Also Velvet: Well, I think Candice got stuck in the lockers again, so I will be taking my leave.

Red: Who's Candice?

Velvet, with an evil grin: ...

Blue, ruining everything from the other room: CANDICE DIC-