The chapter of insults
Kat & Lilo
Kat is online
Kat: i think ill be there by tomorrow
can you pick me up at the station?
Lilo: what time will you be arriving at the station>
Kat: probably like 12:45-ish
Lilo: oh
Kat: 'oh' what?
Lilo: im not gonna be able to pick you up ill be in a meeting discussing things with the others
sorry
Kat: so do u want me to wait at the station or?...
Lilo: do you think u can like try and make your way to back home, its still the same place its always been
Kat: ill try and manage,
if i cant do you want me to text you or?...
Lilo: text ill be easier since you'll be able to send me pictures on where exactly you are.
Kat: k
Kat is offline
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dragon prince has named the chat to chaotic vibes
dragon prince: good morning whores
guess what today is?
GG: is this is how you wake everyone up ever morning
dragon prince: no but im now im gonna start
so how are you whores doing today
excluding Gloria Hop and Allister. yer not whore's
GG: wow its such an honor to not be a gloriafied whore
ex-champion: stfu raihan hopscotch is on this chat and if he starts calling people whores i will personally end you
dragon prince: whore
ex-champion: bitch
dragon prince: slut
ex-champion: stOP SLUT SHAMING PEOPLE
WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT WITH OUR BODIES SINCE ITS OURS YOU BITCH
GG: did no one get my joke??? gloria-fied? glorified?
Prof is online
Prof: christ why did i have to wake up to this
galar karate is online
galar karate: the chat name really tells the truth doesn't it?
raging waves: it does
what even is today?
dragon prince: the day oF OUR FIRST MEETING SINCE REPORTERS ARE TOTAL BIOTCHES!
@GG and @hopscotch you havent even gotten the most of it. it gets way worse.
trust me. I ' D K N O W
hopscotch: oh
oh no
dragon prince: OH Y E S
farm boy: ive baked cookies for the first meeting
GG: fuck yeah i was in the mood for cookies. this day just keeps getting better and better
Cotton Head: I'm assuming I'll have to attend?
Momlony: Are you a gym leader or not?
Cotton Head: I am
Momlony: Then you have too. you'll be dealing with the press along with us.
ever burning: Although we could hold a political convention addressing any possible rumors once we get the story set straight so we'll know how to respond to questions. Holding one would get any questions or rumors addressed when needed to be addressed.
Prof: great idea except I'll have to attend that conference in order to explain certain things.
ever burning: That most likely won't be a problem.
Obstagoon & Country Boy
Obstagoon: uggggghhhhhhh
Country Boy: whats wrong Piers?
Obstagoon: im hungover
ahhhhh.
Country Boy: well,, I hope you feel better
Obstagoon: what kind of look should I go for??
Sunglasses at brunch is normal
I'm totally not hungover
or Yes I'm Dying please don't comment on it
Country Boy: the last one perhaps?
i mean no offense but you always look like your dying mate
Obstagoon: none taken. ive gotten used to it at this point.
i could honestly go as myself for halloween
Country Boy: c'mon Piers! yer not tha scary anymore!
Obstagoon: you thought i was scary?
Country Boy: believe it or not seeing someone like you at the end of a dark hallway is the set up for every horror movie which makes it even scarier.
Obstagoon: fuck
how many years has it been?
Country Boy: i dunno
Obstagoon: i think 5 maybe 7?
Country Boy: i started when I was 18 and now im 23
so 5 for me
Obstagoon: uHHH
its hard to think rn buttttt im 25 rn and started at,,, hhhhhhh
i became a gym leader at 17?
fuck thats a lot of years. 8 years god why am i still employed.
oh shit im not anymore
Country Boy: your not???!
Obstagoon: mary's takin over the gym for now.
im a proud older brother
Country Boy: awww imma miss you piers :(
Obstagoon: im gonna miss me too but youll still see me
Country Boy: i better!
Obstagoon: you will dont worry.
chaotic vibes
Prof: @dragon prince RAIHAN where are you?! The meetings about to start
dragon prince: im walking on the beach rn
hoping to find Piers filming another silent boy film about himself.
spikemuth: you just missed me
come the fuck back over here
dragon prince: hol up the this Keira girl is asking me for direction
kinda cute ngl
farm boy: wtf Raihan???
dragon prince: wot?
farm boy: that's my older sister not cool
dragon prince: oh shit sorry mate
farm boy: oh it's nothing just be more wary next time
dragon prince: how come you've never mentioned you had an older sister?
farm boy: no one ever asked about Kat
dragon prince: cool
im also assuming Kat is Keira
Prof: yeah that's cool and all but where the fuck are you Raihan?
Cotton Head has added wizard to the chat
Prof: oH who are you?
dragon prince: who are you?
ex-champion: who are you?
GG: oh who's this kid?
what she gonna do
spikemuth:
did ya'll seriously just quote hamilton the musical and ruin it for me?
what the fuck
im disowning u three as friends
wizard: why ami here
Cotton Head: these imbeciles need to clean up their act along with chat especially when children are here
wizard: ahokay
wizard is offline
dragon prince: bede she doesn't know how to use a phone
thats why she isnt in the chat
dragon prince has removed wizard from the chat
dragon prince: think before you act
Cotton Head: I should be telling you the same thing
dragon prince: well damn
that wasn't nice
Cotton Head: your point is?
dragon prince: it just wasnt nice
spikemuth has added Mary to the chat
spikemuth: marys the new spikemuth gym leader btw
Prof: WHAT?!
why didn't you tell us this sooner?!
raging waves: I
ex-champion: WooooooooooT?!
Prof: When you get here your going to explain this too all of us in person because I demand an explnation.
spikemuth: sheesh alright alight
calm down holy fuck
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