The chapter of insults

Kat & Lilo

Kat is online

Kat: i think ill be there by tomorrow

can you pick me up at the station?

Lilo: what time will you be arriving at the station>

Kat: probably like 12:45-ish

Lilo: oh

Kat: 'oh' what?

Lilo: im not gonna be able to pick you up ill be in a meeting discussing things with the others

sorry

Kat: so do u want me to wait at the station or?...

Lilo: do you think u can like try and make your way to back home, its still the same place its always been

Kat: ill try and manage,

if i cant do you want me to text you or?...

Lilo: text ill be easier since you'll be able to send me pictures on where exactly you are.

Kat: k

Kat is offline

. . .

dragon prince has named the chat to chaotic vibes

dragon prince: good morning whores

guess what today is?

GG: is this is how you wake everyone up ever morning

dragon prince: no but im now im gonna start

so how are you whores doing today

excluding Gloria Hop and Allister. yer not whore's

GG: wow its such an honor to not be a gloriafied whore

ex-champion: stfu raihan hopscotch is on this chat and if he starts calling people whores i will personally end you

dragon prince: whore

ex-champion: bitch

dragon prince: slut

ex-champion: stOP SLUT SHAMING PEOPLE

WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT WITH OUR BODIES SINCE ITS OURS YOU BITCH

GG: did no one get my joke??? gloria-fied? glorified?

Prof is online

Prof: christ why did i have to wake up to this

galar karate is online

galar karate: the chat name really tells the truth doesn't it?

raging waves: it does

what even is today?

dragon prince: the day oF OUR FIRST MEETING SINCE REPORTERS ARE TOTAL BIOTCHES!

@GG and @hopscotch you havent even gotten the most of it. it gets way worse.

trust me. I ' D K N O W

hopscotch: oh

oh no

dragon prince: OH Y E S

farm boy: ive baked cookies for the first meeting

GG: fuck yeah i was in the mood for cookies. this day just keeps getting better and better

Cotton Head: I'm assuming I'll have to attend?

Momlony: Are you a gym leader or not?

Cotton Head: I am

Momlony: Then you have too. you'll be dealing with the press along with us.

ever burning: Although we could hold a political convention addressing any possible rumors once we get the story set straight so we'll know how to respond to questions. Holding one would get any questions or rumors addressed when needed to be addressed.

Prof: great idea except I'll have to attend that conference in order to explain certain things. 

ever burning: That most likely won't be a problem. 

Obstagoon & Country Boy

Obstagoon: uggggghhhhhhh

Country Boy: whats wrong Piers?

Obstagoon: im hungover

ahhhhh.

Country Boy: well,, I hope you feel better

Obstagoon: what kind of look should I go for??

Sunglasses at brunch is normal

I'm totally not hungover

or Yes I'm Dying please don't comment on it

Country Boy: the last one perhaps?

i mean no offense but you always look like your dying mate

Obstagoon: none taken. ive gotten used to it at this point. 

i could honestly go as myself for halloween

Country Boy: c'mon Piers! yer not tha scary anymore!

Obstagoon: you thought i was scary?

Country Boy: believe it or not seeing someone like you at the end of a dark hallway is the set up for every horror movie which makes it even scarier.

Obstagoon: fuck

how many years has it been?

Country Boy: i dunno

Obstagoon: i think 5 maybe 7?

Country Boy: i started when I was 18 and now im 23

so 5 for me

Obstagoon: uHHH

its hard to think rn buttttt im 25 rn and started at,,, hhhhhhh

i became a gym leader at 17?

fuck thats a lot of years. 8 years god why am i still employed.

oh shit im not anymore

Country Boy: your not???!

Obstagoon: mary's takin over the gym for now.

im a proud older brother

Country Boy: awww imma miss you piers :(

Obstagoon: im gonna miss me too but youll still see me

Country Boy: i better!

Obstagoon: you will dont worry.

chaotic vibes 

Prof: @dragon prince RAIHAN where are you?! The meetings about to start

dragon prince: im walking on the beach rn

hoping to find Piers filming another silent boy film about himself.

spikemuth: you just missed me

come the fuck back over here

dragon prince: hol up the this Keira girl is asking me for direction

kinda cute ngl

farm boy: wtf Raihan???

dragon prince: wot?

farm boy: that's my older sister not cool

dragon prince: oh shit sorry mate

farm boy: oh it's nothing just be more wary next time

dragon prince: how come you've never mentioned you  had an older sister?

farm boy: no one ever asked about Kat

dragon prince: cool

im also assuming Kat is Keira

Prof: yeah that's cool and all but where the fuck are you Raihan?

Cotton Head has added wizard to the chat

Prof: oH who are you?

dragon prince: who are you?

ex-champion: who are you?

GG: oh who's this kid?

what she gonna do 

spikemuth:

did ya'll seriously just quote hamilton the musical and ruin it for me?

what the fuck

im disowning u three as friends

wizard: why ami here

Cotton Head: these imbeciles need to clean up their act along with chat especially when children are here

wizard: ahokay

wizard is offline

dragon prince: bede she doesn't know how to use a phone

thats why she isnt in the chat

dragon prince has removed wizard from the chat

dragon prince: think before you act

Cotton Head: I should be telling you the same thing

dragon prince: well damn

that wasn't nice

Cotton Head: your point is?

dragon prince: it just wasnt nice

spikemuth has added Mary to the chat

spikemuth: marys the new spikemuth  gym leader btw

Prof: WHAT?!

why didn't you tell us this sooner?!

raging waves: I

ex-champion: WooooooooooT?!

Prof: When you get here your going to explain this too all of us in person because I demand an explnation.

spikemuth: sheesh alright alight

calm down  holy fuck


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