chapter that holds no relevance to the plot whatsoever but its for easter

This was posted on easter on my other account (the ao3 one) but I'm still gonna post it here cause I'm proud of it.

Names:

Nia - Sonia

Leo -Leon

ex-champ - Leon

emo - Piers

princey - Raihan

Also, Maria is the name of Gloria's Inteleon because pOKEMON DESERVE NAMES AND I WILL IVE THEM NAMES-

. . .

dragon prince: MORNIN' FUCKERS ITS EASTER

spikemuth: ohHH MY GOOODD

I hope you know i wanna do bad things to you cause of that

dragon prince: like what? 😏

spikemuth: break your fucking neck

dragon prince: kinky

spikemuth: iTS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE KINKY

UUGHHHH

id love to walk all the way over to Hammerlocke and punch you in the throat

Repeatedly 

with a knife

Prof: I'd say do it but that's 

How do you say it?

"Illegal" 

dragon prince: your rlly gonna let him kill me?

how d a r e ?

Prof: sorry to break it to you hon but your really fucking annoying sometimes

dragon prince: ╰(‵□′)╯

fuck you

and also you're*

Nia & Leo

Leo: im home alone

i could do anything

i can fly

i cant fly

Nia: what happened those four minutes that made you realize this

Leo: you dont wanna know

Nia: your right i dont

gay gang

emo: you're annoying

princey: but you love me

ex-champ: doesn't make you any less annoying

princey: ya'll cant stay mad at me for too long?

emo: who's to say we can't?

ex-champ: yeah

who's too say?

princey: eventually your parents will want to meet me

and you cant stay mad at me especially when they want to meet me

gotta make a good impression

along WITH YOUR SIBLINGS-

emo: okay and?

your point is?

princey: i dont know

emo: im facing palming rn if you cant tell along with sighing

ex-champ: its like 2 weeks into our relationship, no need to go public just yet

emo: and that's true

one day at a time

Ocean Queen & Farm Babe

Ocean Queen: where have u been

Farm Babe: asleep

Ocean Queen: for 2 days?

Farm Babe: yes

my family is very tiring around easter

especially Kat

Ocean Queen:  damn mood tho.  and also Kat? 

whos she?

Farm Babe: my older sis Keira. I call her Kat for short

shes a pokemon ranger so she has a lot of stories and as much as i love her she tires me the heck out. i love hearing her stories but sometimes i just dont want too sometimes

Ocean Queen: cool. id love too hear some of those stories one day

Farm Babe: ye but i gotta go. talk to u later?

Ocean Queen: totally

Farm Babe: i love u

Ocean Queen: i love u too

that's kinda why we're in a relationship 

Farm babe: i know

im just so lucky (❁'◡'❁)

Ocean Queen: i know

grassHopper & gg

gg: im glad i can come over to your house for easter

Maria has rlly been wanting to visit ya'll again

grassHopper: i need advice

nvm i already did this stupid thing

gg: what did i miss?

grassHopper: missed a lot mate

i just threw a bunch of easter eggs at Lee and he thinks Charizard did it

idk why 

gg: damn yer bros really dumb

grassHopper: i know

I've lived to deal with it

as much as i love him he's very annoying. 

gg: well its good that someone does but ill be over in a sec

Mary & Pier

Mary: can we blast music when we paint and decorate eggs?

Pier: anythin' for u Mary. I just need to get some eggs

Mary: yay!

can we invite the others over?

Pier: the other gym leaders?

Mary: nah. im talking about about Hop, Gloria, Bede and Allisterthe other kids

Pier: perhaps

i gotta ask

Mary: thxs

Pier: no prob

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