You know what is gonna happen
The Entertainer: *hanging with her friends* ahah yeah.
Twenty-Three: *trips and scrapes her knee*
Twenty-Three: *cries*
The Entertainer: *gasp* *Mommy insticts take over*
The Entertainer: *runs to TT* HOLD ON LEONNA MOMMY IS COMING!!!
The Entertainer: Let me look at your knee. Oh that looks bad. It's okay, calm down dear. Are there any bones broken? Do you need to go to the hospital? Yes???? ANYBODY HELP!
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The Lady: *hanging with her friends* ahah yeah.
Six: *trips and scrapes her knee*
Six: *cries* Mom!!!
The Lady: *turns to her and facepalms* Oh not again. One sec guys.
The Lady: *walks to Six* Does it hurt? Is it bleeding? Can you stand up? Yes? Then why did you call me? Don't waste my time. Rub some dirt on it or something *walks away back to her friends*
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Six: Mono won't come out of his room.
Seven: Just tell him I said something.
Six: Like what???
Seven: Anything factually incorrect.
Mono, arriving a few moments later: Did you just fucking say the moon is a star-
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Mono: I have feelings for you.
Seven, skeptical: You do?
Mono: Yes, that you are a little annoying.
Seven: Well you are VERY annoying.
Mono: *gasp*
Mono: Well you are SUPER annoying!
Mono & Seven: *more yelling*
Six: Do we HAVE to do this everytime we have dinner?!
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Six: Guys wake up.
Mono: What?
Six: When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs?
Mono:
Seven: Six what the fuck it's 3 a.m.
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RCG: You know, you could've told me. I can keep a secret!
Six: No you can't.
RCG, sadly: No I can't.
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[Over text]
Six: Mono there is a huge moth outside my door can you please get it for me???
Six: MONO
Mono: Mono is dead. You're next. Signed, moth.
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Six: You know Mono, I'm glad we're keeping our friendship anniversary simple this year :D
Mono: *smiles* yeah, me too.
Mono: *frantically waves off mariachi band*
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Mono: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" in the count of three.
Mono: One, two, three.
Mono:
Six:
Mono: See know I am disappointed in the both of us.
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Six: Oh okay. So you can say "Have a nice day" and that is considered polite.
Six: But when I say "Enjoy the next twenty-four hours," apparently I'm being extremely threatening.
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Mono: *sneaking into the room with something in his trenchcoat*
Six: What's in the coat
Mono's coat: *meow*
Mono:
Six:
Mono: Drugs.
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Scarf: I don't see Five anywhere, can you find him?
Seven: What, do you think that I have him microchipped or something?
Scarf: Well... Do you?
Seven: ... yeah, hang on.
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Mono: Name one mean thing I have ever done.
Two: When we first met you convinced me that eggs are not real.
Mono: They're not.
Two: Haha very funny.
Mono: I'm serious, didn't you hear?
Two: ??? No? What happened?
Mono: Literally why would you fall for this again.
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Five, angrily: ARE YOU-
Scarf: Fucking-
Five: KIDDING ME???!? YOU-
Scarf: Fucking-
Five: DONUT.
One: What was that?
Scarf: Seven banned Five from swearing so I volunteered to help him out.
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Mono: *sneezes*
Six:
Mono: You're not even gonna say "bless you"?
Six: I'm sitting here with you, you've clearly been blessed.
Seven: Bish. He. AIN'T.
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*Five, Una, and Scarf are being grounded*
Five: We're grounded?
Seven, arms folded: Yes, you three are grounded!
Mono: You disobeyed our order.
Six, holding a shovel: And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!
One: Six that is not how grounding works.
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(Since I did add meh OCs at the start, so why not go all the way to this whole incorrect qoutes?)
Solaris: You were drunk last night.
Twenty-Three: No I wasn't.
Romus: You started cutting pineapples at 3am yelling "I know you're in there Spongebob, you can't hide from me forever!"
Twenty-Three:
Twenty-Three: Did I find him tho
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Mono: Let's hug it out guys, c'mon group hug!
The LN kids: *hugs*
Mono: Okay who stole my wallet?!
Five: h-
Mono: shh it's not you, Six? Seven? One? Two? Who has my wallet?
Seven: It's not me.
Six: *slowly walks out the door*
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Mono: Alright, I got a box. We're going to put everything we love in the box.
Seven: Can I put Five in the box?
Mono: No.
Six: Can I put Five in the box?
Mono: No.
One: Can I put-
Mono: NO ONE IS PUTTING FIVE IN THE BOX!
One: I was going to say money.
Mono: Oh, then sure.
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Mono, solemly: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world would stay the same.
Six, mouth full of Cheerios: Kill two.
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Seven: I made tea.
Mono: I don't want tea.
Seven: I didn't make tea for you, this is my tea.
Mono: Then why are you telling me?
Seven: You see, there is such a thing called a conversation starter.
Mono: Well it's a shit one.
Seven: We're talking right now aren't we?
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Five: Oh fiddlesticks.
Una: Look, I know it's an intsense situastion. But let's watch our fucking language.
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Seven: That is a pretty rock.
Mono: Thanks, Six gave it to me :D
Six: I threw it at you.
Mono: She's very sweet :')
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Two: Where have you been?
Mono: Emotional hell.
Two: Mono?
Six: We went to the park.
Mono: And it was hell.
Two:
Seven: He lost his dino.
Mono, tearing up: I'll arrange a search party...
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Twenty-Three: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Six: *nods*
Mono:
Mono: Please do not become a surgeon.
Zero: Second that.
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Seven & Six: Are we in trouble?
Mono: Take a guess.
Seven & Six: no?
Mono: ... take another guess.
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Six: Do you ever water hungry?
Mono: Thirsty?
Six: Water hungry.
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Mono: Swear words are now illegal. If you say one you'll be fined.
Five: Heck.
Mono: You're really on fucking thin ice right now.
Mono: oh.
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Mono: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.
Seven: Water isn't wet.
Mono: How the fuck is water not wet, it's water-
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Six, Seven, Mono: *eating watermelons*
The Janitor: You know if you eat the seeds a tree will grow inside of you.
Mono: That is stupid, watermelons don't grow on trees-
Six: SEVEN GET THESE SEEDS OUT OF MY STOMACH.
Okay, who here thought that when you eat fruit seeds a tree will grow inside of your stomach? *raises hand* who was stupid? *raises hand*
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Seven: Male bees die after mating. Call that a honey nut cheerio.
Mono:
Mono: Dude does these stupid thoughts just come at 3 a.m.? I want to sleep.
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Mono: Name one nice thing you have ever done.
Six: I helped Five finish eating his ice cream one time.
Six: he cried tears of joy!
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Twenty-Three: When I die, I don't want to go to heaven or hell.
Twenty-Three: I want to stay on earth and haunt people.
Twenty-Three: Turn on the lights of the kitchen when you know you turned it off.
Twenty-Three: Hide under your bed and grab your leg dangling on the edge of your bed.
Twenty-Three: Sit in the backseat and show up in your rearview mirror while you are driving all alone at night.
Twenty-Three: Yeah, being a ghost seems like a lot of fun!
Six: Did you just visit me here at 3. A.m to tell me that.
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Seven: Quick question.
Seven: We see everything with our eyes.
Seven: And our eyes can detect light.
Six: Seven put that flashlight away from my face.
Seven: and light creates colors.
Seven: And colors means the rainbow.
Seven: *getting more engrossed to his question* And rainbow means gAY.
Seven: tHErEfOrE!
Seven: *arms spread wide* EVERYTHING IS GAY!
Mono: .... What the actual fu-
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[In a chat]
Seven: Guys if you put in your password here in the chats it will be censored. Check this out! **********
Six: ************* oh wow so cool!
Mono: SixwhydidyoudothatIluvu69
[Mono left the chat]
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Seven: Hey One what is your password?
One: password.
Seven: Yeah I asked what is your password.
One: I said it, it's password. Spell it out.
Seven: ... Your password is password?
One: I also don't feel good about it okay?
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Aquila is a Waitress: Just so you would know, kids under 12 eat free.
Seven: He is-
Five: I'm 5 and my Dad is 10
Seven: *proud face*
Aquila: *wtf face*
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Six: I have no one TwT
Mono: U have no one? What am I then? A potato? A piano? A chair?
Mono: AM I A FUCKING TREE?
Mono: ANSWER ME SIX.
Mono: WHAT AM I?
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*snorts* I have enough. Bye!
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