Random Stuff, my friends.

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[Twenty-Three is texting her mom]

Twenty-Three: Mama!!!

Twenty-Three: Just killed a man... Put a gun against his head... Pulled my trigger now he's dead...

Twenty-Three: Mama!!!

Twenty-Three: Life had just begun, but now I have to throw it all away...

Twenty-Three: MAMA OOOOOOOHHH!!!

Twenty-Three: Didn't mean to make you cry, if I am not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on. As if nothing really matters T^T

The Entertainer: Wait. WAIT WHAT?! WHERE IS THE BODY

Twenty-Three: Too late, my time has come. Sent shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

The Entertainer: LEONNA I AM NOT LETTING YOU TURN YOURSELF IN TO THE POLICE - You already murdered the Joker, after all - SO WHERE IS THIS BODY AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO HIDE IT.

Twenty-Three: Goodbye everybody, I got to go... Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth...

The Entertainer: Wait--

Twenty-Three: MAMAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOHHH!!!

The Entertainer: ...

Twenty-Three: I DON'T WANNA DIE, SOMETIMES WISH I HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL!!!

The Entertainer: Those are song lyrics.

Twenty-Three: Those are song lyrics :3

The Entertainer: LEONNA TWENTY-THREE "SONGBIRD".

The Entertainer: I NEARLY THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING RECKLESS.

The Entertainer: But good prank I never realized a classic was being pranked into my face.

The Entertainer: BUT STILL THOUGH, YOU GOT ME WORRIED!

Twenty-Three: ah shist.

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Nobody:

Twenty-Three at the middle of the night: *Those powerful haunting Siren noises*

Solaris: would yOU SHUT UP IT'S FRIKIN 3 A.M.

Twenty-Three: I'M DOING MY WARM UPS BEFORE BED, SOLLY!-- Ack my throat, why did I scream???

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Solaris: I brought you both here so you could talk like civillized people- or Winds, in this cases.

The South Wind: My daughter what are you doing letting the North Wind THIS close to me?!

The North Wind: Actually this is just a crow, I didn't want to risk my life thank you very much.

The South Wind: You don't DARE talk to me you polar ice kneecaps!

The North Wind: OH SHUT UP YOU TRYING HARD KIDNAPPER.

The South Wind: KIDNAPPER? I DO NOT EAT THOSE SOULS, I MERELY GIVE THEM A 'BETTER' LIFE.

The North Wind: YOU ARE JUST TYING TO BEST ME, WELL GUESS WHAT? IT'S NORTH FOR THE WIN!

The South Wind: OH HELL NAH IT'S SOUTH FOR THE WIN! THE WORLD WILL BE HOT AS I LIKED IT TO BE!

The North Wind: NON IT WILL BE A FREEZING ICE BOX!

Solaris: ... Aight Imma leave *walks out and lets the two Winds argue*

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Twenty-Three: My dad left me.

Solaris: My dad lied to me.

Aquila: My dad abused me, well I mean my parents both abused me but after my mom died my dad made it worse.

Forty: Well-- I mean... my parents never did anything bad to me or my older sister... but my whole family was murdered in front of my eyes...

Twenty-Three: Head to the orphans club, this is the daddy issues club Forty.

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Cindy: *listening to Good Kid as tears up* I swear that I am a good kid, a good kid... *grabs the tissues and blows her nose*

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Twenty-Three: *pulls out make up kits* Popular~

Six: Oh gawd no *walks away*

Twenty-Three: *blocks her way* I will make you popular~

Twenty-Three: I will show you the proper ploys when you talk to boys. *grabs Six and makes her sit down a chair and drabbles light make-up on Six's face.*

Twenty-Three: Popular~!!! I will make you popular! From the shoes you wear to how to fix your hair!

Six: I am shoeless and my hair is a pixie bob.

Twenty-Three: *backs up theatre dramatically* La~ la~ la~!!!

Six: *facepalms*

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[Seven is texting Mono]

Seven: Dude the results are up.

Mono: oh no...

Seven: I'll go get it and we can check on it together.

Mono: I will be there soon, I'm with my dad.

Mono: Dude could you check how many mistakes I have. Like if I had one mistake text "good morning to you" and if I have two mistakes text "good morning to your and your father".

Seven: okay...

Seven: Good morning to you and your family and also your neighbors and that neighbors' cat.

Mono: I-

Mono: Now I don't even wanna know.

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Cindy: *walks out of the bedroom and to the kitchen* morning folks.

Twenty-Three: *Leaning on the counter* Cindy it's like 9 p.m.

Cindy: *raises eyebrow* Your point?

Twenty-Three: *sips tea* neeeevermind I forgot how fricked up your sleeping schedule was.

Cindy: *thumbs up* 7 years now... and counting, I presume.

Twenty-Three: :/ *sips tea*

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Cindy: You know what's sad.

Forty: ... what?

Cindy: A day without rice.

Forty: *is confused*

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Me: *looks up on the ceiling light* NOX!

Me: ...

Me: NOX!

Me: *stands up and closes light* I tried.

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Me: LUMOS!

Me: I don't even have a wand what am I doing.

Me: *fake cry sounds while standing up to turn on the lights* Lumos...

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*Remote out of reach*

Me: Accio remote.

Me: *reaches hand out* Accio remote please.

Me: *gets the remote while sighing*

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Magician: Abracadabra!

Me: *gasp* oh noh.

Me: *looks at the magician's apprentice*

Me: Why ain't she dead?

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Me: my birthday came by... and I don't have my Hogwarts letter.

Me: my birthday came by... and I wasn't attacked by a monster.

Me: Me and my sad mud-blood mortal life *sadly shoves a cookie in her mouth*

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Six: Okay wait so basically... Cindy is the character of the Author, the Author is the one writing all these, and you are the Author...

Me: Well the Author also has her own character but yeah...

Six: This is madder than a tea party.

Alice: That is my line, little girl.

Mad Hatter: *slams door open* YOU WANT A TEA PARTY?!?!?!?!

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Queen of Hearts: I may have changed my looks to look like you Alice, but you have NO right-

Alice: *pokes Queen of Hearts cheek* I am so not sorry for this. But I never realized I was so cute!

Queen of Hearts: What- No- Stooooop!!!

The Carpenter: *pinches Queen of Hearts other cheek* She's just so cute~

Queen of Hearts: *tentacles slither out and tries to grab Alice and the Carpenter* GRAAAA DON'T MESS WITH ME.

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Me: I just wish to run wild with my imagination sometimes...

Alice: Oh I did that and see what it has done to me.

Me: ...

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Alice: I had a cat, you know. She saved my life once. Her name was Dynah.

Fran: I have a cat too! He's Mr. Midnight... but I don't know where he has gone now...

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Mono: If you wanna get down from there, you have to calm down! Uhm... Think you are a happy little butterfly!

Six: *stuck on a very high tree* I am a happy little butterfly, I am a happy little butterfly, I am a happy little- IT'S NOT WORKING *grips on the tree branch and shakes it* AAAAA HELP MEEEEE.

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Mono: Six get down from there!

Six: *on the roof of a cabin* Noooo! I'm Supergirl!

Seven: *videos everything* Yes you are!

Mono: No she's not!

Mono: Six that is very cute but please get down from-

Six: *jumps off the roof* TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!

Mono & Seven: sIX-

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Six, on the bed with a cast on her leg: I guess it was funny until I jumped off.

Mono: *fold his arms* You tell me.

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Mono: Asylums, great. Murderous dolls, grrrreeeaaaat. Ceiling Doctor, just frinking. GREAT!

Fran: First time with asylums?

Alice: First time with dolls and asylums?

Mono: What- the-... heck.

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Aya: I love dolls!

The Pretender: Me too.

Aya: Especially when they are made from dead people.

The Pretender: mE TOO!

Aya: But I didn't like it- at first.

The Pretender: Wait what

Aya: But after a few years I did it as well! :D

The Pretender: I should see your dolls.

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Mono: Sir there is one thing that will always watch you!

Doctor (That's what I am calling ceiling man): And what is it?

Mono: *points behind the Doctor* the ceiling cat always watches you...

Doctor: What? *turns back*

Ceiling Cat: Meow

Doctor: WHAT THE HECK-

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Wade: Okay this fuuuuuu- fricker (curse you Author for PG 13) won't talk so we will have to do good cop bad cop.

Peter: Oh okay!

Wade: I'll be bad cop, you'll be good cop.

Peter: But I wanted to be the bad cop.

Wade: Not now Peetie.

Peter: Well.. okay fine.

Peter: Well... uhm... *clears throat and does a deeper voice* We have some questions... W-Where are they bringing those weapons.

Informant: Dude you are bad at this.

Wade: Hey, hey, hey! Nobody *walks up closer and pokes the guy's head* Noooobody insults my Peetie like that - *turns to Peter* Peetie cover your ears for a minute - *turns back to the Informant* Now listen here you little dipshit we have some questions and if you wanna live to another bright happy day you better be a fucking good boy and ANSWER!

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Me: Okay so here are my ideas for new fanfics.

Mumu: *looking over my huge of a mess corkboard with too many random papers flinging around everywhere* What the hell- Some of there are too dusty to be true.

Me: sHSHSSSSHH I will think of writing them soon!

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Edward: Who are you?

Jack: Who are you?

Edward: You stole my rum didn't you?!

Jack: Uhm what rum... Oh that rum! Oh well that is mine now, good day to you.

Edward: Give me my fucken rum mate.

Jack: Well no sir! Why would I do that?

Edward: Well I am a captain.

Jack: Well shocker, so am I!

(To those who don't know, Assassin's Creed: Black Flag and Pirates of the Carribean.)

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Connor: The nature is your friend, *hugs tree* You must learn to be one with them. Try it.

Haytham: ... *touches a tree* uGH nature.

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Nobody:

Me, on a boat: OH YOU YOUNG SALIORS COME LISTEN TO ME. I'LL SING YOU THE SONG OF THE FISH IN THE SEA!!!!

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Carpenter: Now you Alice have to make sure that the stage writer-

Walrus: Can I eat?

Carpenter: Not now Walrus! About the stage writer... right he is a fickle man and wants some unwanted attention. Now also check on the Music Fish-

Walrus: Can I eat?

Carpenter: Would you SHUT up?! Right, check on the Music Fish since she is taking a long time. Then you get the stars! Oysters and-

Walrus: WALRUS LIKES OYSTERS.

Carpenter: Silence you fool! Now hurry along Alice, time is of essence in this quest!

Walrus: I WANNA EAT OYSTERS.

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Cindy: I wish in life you can just press the 'Forfeit' and 'Restart' button. But wait, you can't; the damage is done, and forfeiting is too stupid but so entrancing to do.

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The last one tho </3 mood.