(No intro yet, as the voting is still going on.)

Location: Hazbin Hotel II, Yomihara, Tokyo~

Alastor and Elijah were currently playing a game of checkers within the confines of Alastor's office.

Alastor had the red pieces, while Elijah had the black pieces

"Ugh! I'm bored." Alastor says as he moves a red piece, taking out one of Elijah's black pieces

"You're always bored." Elijah replies back to Alastor, moving a black piece, which in turn knocks out one of Alastor's red pieces

"But I have reason for it this time." Alastor started as he moved another red piece. "This is the 13th round of checkers we've played this entire day. We've done nothing but end up tying withe each other the entire time." Alastor says with a forced smile, as Elijah moves another black piece

"Oh, don't be such a pleurnicher, Alastor. I'm sure something will come up." Elijah said as he got closer to putting a black piece on the end of Alastor's side of the board

And just like clockwork, the phone in Alastor's office started to ring.

"....Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who answers it?" Elijah asks Alastor

Holding his left hand up flat, and his right hand in a fist, Alastor was more than prepared as Elijah did the same thing. A few seconds later, Alastor ended up with a rock, while Elijah ended up with scissors.

"Damn." Elijah hissed as he got up from his seat and went over to answer the phone

"Ha!" Alastor chuckles as he placed his hands behind his head, leaning on his chair

Answering, Elijah heard who was on the other line, and from what Alastor heard, it was the voice a female.

"Ingrid? Well, to what do I owe the pleasure?" Elijah asked as he leaned against the wall, phone against his deer ear.

Alastor couldn't tell what she was saying, but sounded like a bunch of squeaky garbling.

"Mhmm. Yeah. No, me and Alastor were just playing a game of checkers, nothing too important." Elijah said to Ingrid over the phone as he inspected his nails, however the next piece of information that Ingrid told him caused his eyes to widen.

"What?!?! Oboro's captured Asagi, Sakura, and Murasaki?! We'll be on own way!" Elijah said as he slammed the phone back in place, before picking it up again. "Also, thank you." Elijah said before slamming it back down again

"Come on Alastor, we've got some Taimanin to save." Elijah said as he starts to make he way out of Alastor's office

"Eh, it's better than doing nothing. Let's go!" Alastor says while jumping out of his seat

Elijah just gives him a blank stare.

Alastor just looks back at him.

Elijah is still holding his stare.

"What? Saving a few Taimanin is better than doing nothing." Alastor told Elijah

"Don't act like saving the Taimanin is just an excuse for you to sate your boredom." Elijah told Alastor

"Oh, please it's the same excuse I have for helping out in dealing with the NOMAD demons. Nothing's changed. Now come on, we've got something fun to do! Hahaha!~" Alastor says as he walks out of his office

"*sighs* Why do I even try with him?" Elijah asks to himself as he tails Alastor

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Tume skip brought to you by a scared demon Oboro, eyes in the form of a scared CHIBI look as she running away from something, the reason why she is running soon shown to be Elijah and Alastor with their eyes closed and bright smile son their faces as they skipped happily while chasing demon Oboro

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Location: Unkown warehouse in Tokyo

Asagi, Sakura, and Murasaki where tied up in chains, clothes torn. Demon Oboro gave them her signature evil, cocky smile.

(A/N: Sorry, these were the best I could find for Sakura and Murasaki for the time being. If anyone can find me better images to use, please link them in the comments.)

They looked to their captor with hatred in their eyes as Demon Oboro gave them her signature evil, cocky smile.

"Well, it would seem, that once again, the mighty Taimanin have fallen for my trap. Now, I'll finally be able to make you my slaves." Demon Oboro gloated as a bunch of hypnotized and naked men were shown behind Oboro, along with a few orcs and several tentacle creatures

"You bitch, Oboro! You won't get away with this." Asagi growled through her teeth

"Technically, she already is." Kage told Asagi within her head

"Shut up, Kage!" Asagi berated her demon half

"Hahahahaha! Their all yours boys, make sure treat extra nice.~" Demon Oboro told her minions

However, as Demon Oboro's minions got closer to the three Taimanin, slow clapping could be heard throughout the room.

"What the?" Demon Oboro asked herself before she heard the demonic radio voice that she loathed so much

"Ve-e-erg mature Oboro, mature indeed. And yet you wonder why you're the laughing stock of the demonic community." Alastor said as he made himself clear to all in the room

"You?!?!" Oboro growled towards the Radio Demon, activating her clawed gauntlets

"Alastor!" Sakura called out to him with a bright smile on her face

"Alastor?!" Asagi and Murasaki asked at the same time, not expecting him to have known that they were in trouble

"That's my name folks! Don't wear it out~ Hahahahaha!" Alastor says as he gets closer to Oboro

"Not another step, you bastard. Unless you want to see the Taimanin raped in front of your eyes." Demon Oboro threatened with a cocky smile, her minions getting closer to the three Taimanin women

"Honestly, Oboro, how do ever expect for anyone to take you seriously? I mean, come on, you spout that you're a threat, but all I ever see is a discount whore that one would find in the bargain bin." Alastor insults Oboro, flushing his own cocky smile, albeit a smile with a lot more sharp teeth

"What did you say to me?!" Oboro seethed one anger, getting everyone's attention, including her mindless minions

"Ah! So you're deaf as well? I never knew." Alastor said with a slight giggle, pissing off Demon Oboro further

"Strong words coming a scrawny demon afraid of being touched by others." Oboro insulted, furthering the distraction between her and her minions from the Taimanin

"Oh please, women have repeatedly stated that I'm Lounge Lizard, especially compared those goons behind you." Alastor continued the insults, all the while Elijah snuck his way behind the Taimanin

Turning her head, Sakura brightened up when she saw Elijah, though right before she could say anything, Elijah places a finger against his lips telling her and the other two Taimanin to be quite.

With a twirl of his finger, the Taimanins' once shredded suits were now fully repaired as Elijah started to lift Sakura into his arms and carry her out of the warehouse, bridal style as Sakura had a bubbly smile on her face.

"Oh, don't kid yourself." Oboro seethes through her teeth

"And you're one to talk? That haircut is atrocious on you. Emerald Sustrai pulls it off way better. I think you just don't have the face to pull it off." Alastor continues as Elijah comes back inside to carry Murasaki out of the warehouse, Murasaki blushing slightly while looking a bit peeved as Elijah carried her out bridal style

"We'll see who's talking when my minions are through with you." Demon Oboro says as she points her clawed gauntlet at Alastor

"And that's another thing! Your choice in minions are shotty at best, and piss-poor at worst. Their only effective in raping, but besides that they don't have much value in life." Alastor started as Elijah comes back in to carry Asagi out of the warehouse the same way he did with Sakura and Murasaki

Though when Elijah did this, Asagi smiled at him and pulled him into a kiss, pressing her lips against his. Once Asagi retracted from him, Elijah had hearts for eyes, and a dazed smile as he not-so-graciously exited the warehouse, his feet not even in control of the directions they went in as Alastor silently chuckled in amusement.

"Your men are weak compared the Taimanin, even the weaker ones like Tatsurou. Your orcs and ogres are mindless at worst, and brutish at best. Ugh! And don't even get me started on your tentacle creatures. All you do is use them for procreation, and procreation alone. That's not even how demonic tentacles are supposed to be used." Alastor drawled out with his smile still in place as Oboro was getting ready to attack

"And how should they be used?" Oboro said as she got into a lunging position

That's when Elijah, to the shock of Oboro and her minions, appeared behind Alastor.

"Like this!" Alastor and Elijah spoke at the same time as they snapped their fingers

Next thing to happen was for shadow tentacles to shoot out form the floor, ceiling, and walls as they all grabbed Oboro's minions, tentacle creatures included, wrapping them all up in a tight knot. After that, Alastor and Elijah's eyes turned static, sighing their sharp fingers into their respective palms, drawing blood from themselves as their power increased.

After that, the shadow tentacles exploded, taking Demon Oboro's minions along with them as the aforementioned demon clone had scared CHIBI eyes, sweating dropping from her skin as she watched the whole thing happen.

She soon froze with the same expression as she heard the sound of tap shoes coming up behind her, turning her head with an audible ratcheting noise as she saw Elijah and Alastor smiling at her, their eyes nearly closed as red and blue auras flooded around their persons.

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Outside of the warehouse, Asagi, Sakura, and Murasaki, now out of their chains, waited on Elijah and Alastor.

"What's taking them so long?" Murasaki asked, albeit a little impatiently

Though before Asagi or Sakura could say anything, they were interrupted by Oboro's pleads of mercy.

"No. No, no, no. NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!" Came the sound of Oboro's voice within the warehouse

The next thing the three Taimanin heard was the sound of Alastor singing... something.

"🎶Ah
Ya ya yah
Ya ya yah
Yah ya ya🎶"

"A-A-A-A-A-AH-H-H-H!!!" Oboro screams in pain, causing the three Taimanin women to gain scared CHIBI faces

"🎶Oh hohohoho
Oh ya yah
Ya ya yah
Yah ya ya🎶"

"No. No. Please!! NO!" Oboro shouts before releasing a blood curdling scream

"🎶Ye-ye-ye-ye-ye, ye-ye-ye, ye-ye-ye
Oh hohohoho🎶"

Oboro continues to scream in pain as Alastor continues to sing, a few chainsaws could be heard in the background

"🎶Ayee-ee-ee-ee!🎶"

"Please, STOP!!" Oboro begged as it sounded like she was crying

"🎶Luh luh lah lah-lah
Dah-daduhdah
Dah-dah-dah
Dah da dah🎶"

That's when Oboro let out one final scream of terror and pain before all that could be heard was Alastor's singing

"🎶Lolololo-lololo-lololo
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho
Lolololo-lololo-lololo
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!🎶"

Alastor and Elijah had finished their work as they teleported outside of the warehouse and walked towards the Taimanin trio, the three women still having scared faces.

Asagi was the first to speak.

"W-what did you d-do to her in there?" Asagi asked as Alastor walked up to her, showing off his usual smile

"I'll tell you what, Asagi, to find your answer all you have to do is ask Anne Frank and you shall know." Alastor said with a smile that just seemed way too joyful for what he and Elijah did to Oboro

"Ask Anne...." Asagi and Murasaki trailed off before their eyes turned scared again, this time shadows appearing on their foreheads

"Hahahaha! Oh! Oh! He didn't! Ahahahaha!!" Kage continued to laugh it up inside of Asagi's head

Meanwhile, Sakura was thinking on what Alastor said a little too hard.

"Wa-a-i-i-t... but Anne Frank's dead?" Sakura said, a little clueless on the matter at hand

"Well that is part of the answer." Elijah told Sakura

"Ha! More so the end result." Alastor said with a sinister grin, yet happy face

"So, how did Oboro die than?" Sakura asked, only grasping the fact that Elijah and Alastor killed Demon Oboro

"Don't ever change, Sakura. Don't ever change." Elijah said as he ruffled Sakura's hair

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Time skip brought to you by Elijah and Alastor doing the Quickstep Combo.

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Elijah and Alastor we're back inside the Hazbin Hotel II, conversing with each other in the main lobby.

"See? Torturing and killing Oboro was fun, right?" Elijah asked his brother in arms

"Eh, I'll admit it was enjoyable to Bump off the Dumb Dora.......... bu-u-u-u-u-u-t I'm bored again." Alastor replied, leaning back on the front desk, his arms on the countertop

"There is just no pleasing you, is there?" Elijah asked with a force smile, slouching forward a bit

However, before more could be spoken, Elijah and Alastor heard a knock at the entrance to the hotel.

"....That's... not normal." Alastor said

"We haven't even officially opened yet." Elijah stayed

"No. What's not normal is who the heck knocks on a Hotel door? Just push open the damn thing." Alastor said as Elijah and him walked towards the entrance

Opening the door, Elijah and Alastor's eyes widened at who they saw on the other side.

"Mother?!" Elijah asked one Villetta Actaeon with his eyes wide and his mouth ajar

(A/N: Best CHIBI image I could find of her, just image she's wearing this:

If you guys can find me a better CHIBI image, then I'll replace these images, but until now, I have to make do with what I have.)

"Don't look at me like you just crossed a black cat, I taught you better on how to treat a woman." Villetta said as she kissed her son on the cheek, passing by into the lobby

"Ha! Forget what I said earlier, things just got way more entertaining! Hahahaha!~" Alastor said as Villetta faces the Radio Demon and her son

"This must be the famous Alastor you've been telling me about. It's nice to finally meet you." Villetta tells Alastor with a heart-warming smile

"And I to you, mon petit chou-fleur.~" Alastor said as he gave Villetta a little bow, causing her to chuckle a bit

"Pleasantries aside, what are enough doing here?" Elijah asked as he finally got out of his stupor

"Well, a friend of mine that lives in Japan, Annerose Vajra's her name, said that you and Alastor opened up a hotel, so I figured that if move in and help you two boys out a bit." Villetta replied as she looked around the main lobby

"I can't believe it... my mother just moved into the rape capital of the world..." Elijah muttered in horror himself, smile still present as Alastor just chuckled at Elijah's expense

"Now could one of you boys help me carry my bags in?" Villetta asked as she made her way to the door once again

"Translation to this entire conversation: You're going to have a much more difficult time in dipping your French fry in women's ketchup~" Alastor told the gobsmacked Elijah before shooting his head up and running after Villetta. "Allow me, my dear!"

A few seconds after standing up, Elijah finally fell on his back like a board, eyes dilated into a scared CHIBI expression

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(A/N: Hey folks, here's the first chapter to Radio Taimanin CHIBI. This is more so me trying out the waters, so expect short yet comedic chapters. Also, shoutout to all you dark minds who got the Anne Frank thing. I know, just because I'm not, doesn't mean I don't know how to be evil. Stay tuned folks~)