Your pov
I'm just chilling in my cabin in the woods when I hear a bullhead (is that what they are called) coming towards me...
Y/n: welp it's seems I have some tottaly unrad visitors who woke me up.
I get up and put on my glasses and I change the words on them back to Yolo, and I grab my hat and put it on backwards. Time to go introduce my self. I take my shortcut and appear right in front of them.

Y/n: what wiggidy wiggidy up bros it's your funky neighBROhood cool kid and you are interrupting my sleep dawg, and that is totally unrad.

The Blondie had a wtf face and the grey haired guy has a strait face.

Ozpin: hello there young man. My name is Ozpin and this is my assistant glynda. We are here to see if we can recruit you to beacon.

Y/n: Oh I know very well who you are immortal wizard. How is the new reincarnation treating you?

Ozpins eyes went wide as he takes a step back. I pull down my glasses a little just so he can see the heart on my left eye.

Y/n: scared are ya? No need to be im chill, but.... (the bold is demonic voice)
I know all your dirty little secrets.

He looks like he's going to piss himself ah this is great however Blondie is pissed...

Glynda: how dare you talk to him like that.

She pulls out her weapon?

Y/n: whoa whoa whoa let's chill Blondie I'm not into that anyways. Welp you asked if I'll join beacon. Well depending on your awnsers to these questions is weather I agree or not. Question 1 do you know who I am?

Ozpin: yes the immortal parrisite god. I know exactly who you are that's why we need you on our side so badly...

Y/n: good now Question 2 What are you going to do with the fall maiden?

Ozpin: well we are going to try to save her.

Y/n: bull*beep* sorry I had to censor myself any ways I'll give you a second chance don't lie to me I can tell

Ozpin: fine we plan to transfer her powers onto Ms. Pyrhaa Nikos.

Y/n: good now for the last question what do you plan to do with the relics?

Ozpins eyes go wide again.

Ozpin: I didn't know you had so much information about me... Well I don't know yet...

I look at him suspiciously and pull my glasses down a bit...

Y/n: hmmm I believe you... alright my radical bros tell you what I'll go to your school under 3 conditions. 1 no uniform, 2 I can skip class when I feel like it, 3 I can kill any bullies I see.

Ozpin: i can accept 1 and 2 but 3 is a little much how about instead you just ruff them up a bit

Y/n: you got yourself a deal my broseph now let's shake on it...

Me and Ozpin shake hands...

(Time skip of chibi you and chibi error sans playing tag)

I was sitting on the bullhead to beacon with my hat on my face taking a nap with my Yolo glasses still on. Suddenly two girls come up to me and starts to talk to me.

Yang: hellllllooooo my names Yang and this here is Ruby

Y/n: yes I know the daughter of Raven Brawen, Yang Xio Long, and the daughter of Summer Rose, Ruby Rose. I knew your parent they were good people and I think the first humans I can call my friends... how are they by the way?

Yang: well I don't know about my mom she left when I was really young....

Y/n: .....yeah Raven was always scared of commitment she ran a lot from her problems if she can't kill she runs... what about Summer....

Ruby: .........she's......she's dead..

Y/n: hold on

I shortcut away.

Ruby pov
He just teleports away then I hear a huge explosion and I look out the window and see a explosion almost the size of a nuke....

Back to your pov
I shortcut back and see shocked looks form Yang and Ruby.

Y/n: sorry had to get rid of all of that unrad rage dawgs. By the way we are about to land soon my homeslice breadslice dawgs.

As soon as we land I walk out and take a look at beacon. Hmm I've seen better. I start walking off when I hear an explosion. I look over and see the most beautiful person I have ever seen in my life she had long black hair and a bow that looks suspicious. I pull my glasses down slightly and see her cat ears. She looks over and I can see her beautiful amber eyes and I can feel myself blush.

Blake pov
I look over after dealing with the Schnee to see a weird looking guy with a weird rainbow blush on his cheeks. I'm just gonna walk away.

Your pov
I slap myself.

Y/n: get a hold of yourself y/n no one would love a monster

I sigh and catch up to Ruby and the blonde boy.

Y/n: wiggidy wiggidy what's up bros

Ruby: hey this is Juane and you never told me your name

Y/n: ah sorry my name is y/n what's up bros

Ruby: we were just talking about weapons. What's yours?

I pull out my gaster blaster.

Y/n: this and other things you'll see later

We get to the stage thing I just get to a corner and take a nap.

(Time skip of chibi you and chibi ink sans playing hide and seek)

I get to the ball room where we are sleeping for the night, and I see the black haired beauty again......

A/n: Alright that was the first chapter I hope you enjoyed and stay tuned for the next one see ya then.