(Britain and kingdom of France, separated by a big river)

Kof: QUEL EST VOTRE NOM.

Britain: WHAT?

Kof: WHAT, EST, YOUR NAME.

Britain: BRITAIN.

Kof: ... FCK U BRITAIN!

Britain: AY WHATS YOUR NAME?

Kof: KINGDOM OF FRANCE.

Britain: FCK U KINGDOM OF FRANCE.

Kof: FCK U.

Britain: FCK U.

Kof: U KNOW WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT?

Britain: YOU BETTER NOT BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS.

Kof: I-

Britain: YOU BETTER NOT.

Kof: I BUILT THAT GUILLOTINE OVER THERE.

Britain: OH.

Kof: THEN I FCKED UR MOTHER NEXT TO IT.

Britain: FCK U KINGDOM OF FRANCE.