(btw they dont have genders, they are objects)

Me: Today.. We are gathered here for the wedding of Bruce the Shovel..

Me: And Adam the Brick..

Ashu and Stik in the distance: *blows nose with tissue*

Anne: I-I always knew they would come together

Areeba: *sniffs and wipes tears*

Me: Both Extraordinary weapons for knocking out bad fathers..

B.E: *grumbles*

Me: ..Together atlast

Me: Bruce the Shovel, Do you take Adam the Brick as your lawfully inanimate wedded object?

Bruce the Shovel:

Me: And do you, Adam the brick, take Bruce the Shovel as your lawfully weded inanimate object?

Adam the Brick:

Me: And so, I now present to you, Shovel and Brick! The Object may kiss the Object!

*shouting and cheering as They kiss idk how but its sweet*

Ritu: *crying on Zara's shoulder*

Adam the Brick: *throws a bouquet of flowers to the crowd*

Ashu: *catches it*

Me: GET THE WEDDING CAKE EVERYBODY

Areeba: *brings the vanilla cake*

Bruce the Shovel: *Cuts a piece of the cake and feeds Adam the Brick*

Me: *Vibing to the music*

Ashy: SORRY IM LATE WHAT DID I MISS-

Zara: EvErYtHiNg

(Perfect by Ed Sheeran starts playing)

Bruce the Shovel:

Adam the Brick:

*Both of them start dancing slowly*

Stik: I-I promised i wouldnt cry! *starts crying*

Ashu: *hands a tissue* its true love..

Adam the Brick:

Bruce the Shovel:

*both of them Goes to the B.E*

B.E: Awwww, how cu-

Adam the Brick: *Knocks out the B.E*

Bruce the Shovel:

Adam the Brick:

*Both of them run off somewhere*

Ashy: Wait where are they going?

Stik, an intellectual: H o n e y - m o o n

Ashu: What happens on the hone-

Me: D o n t  a s k

Ritu: They were meant for eachother

Areeba and Zara: *Sniffs* Yeah..

Anne: And so, they lived happily ever after, knocking out bad fathers.

T H E  E N D

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It was beautiful *sniffs*