Episode one of "My brother is an Idiot"

So i was explaining one book i read to my brother, 'Magnus Chase'.

"Whats that girls name on.the cover" he asked

"Which girl?" i said

"The one with the hoodie" he said

"The.. Hijab?" I stated

"Yeah! Whats that girls name?" He asked

"Samirah, shes a muslim valkyrie" i explained

"Really? She dosnt look muslim?"

IM SORRY WOT-
PEOPLE HAVE TO 'LOOK' MUSLIM NOW??

iTs A ReLiGiOn fOr ChRisT's SaKe-

Believe me, you could hear lots of shouting coming from me in kitchen explaining the whole thing.

He also didnt like it when i told him all the shovels in the book of 'Percy Jackson'

"Why are there So many shovels and opposite gender shovels now?" he asked

hehe, its cuz of OBAMA