ya know, sometimes i dont feel like an Indian.

I dont speak Hindi nor my state language, im not hindu, and im not familiar with some desi stuff. i just.. idk. I also dont watch Bollywood, and thats a major factor. But i dont feel like anything else either. I have no religion, and idc about cricket too. I dont know any Indian actresses.

Only thing i like is Chai and Biryani, but thats just food. So what am i?