Fortune cookies (CH skit)
Lol i love this video-
Ft: Bangladesh, Pakistan and India. all are male btw, and Bangladesh is the guy on thr left, Pakistan in the middle and India on the right. Play the video and read while the audio plays uwu
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*Intro music plays and cheering starts*
Waiter: Ok guys, heres your bill and your fortune cookies!
The Mughal siblings, while chewing their food: Thank you
Bangladesh: Guys thank you so much for dinner
Pakistan: Yeah, your welcome man, happy birthday!
Pakistan: *opens his fortune cookie*
Pakistan: You will commit a crime in three minutes..
Bangladesh and India: *looks at Pakistan*
Pakistan: Huh-
India: Thats pretty direct..
Pakistan, looking at India: Right?
Bangladesh: Yeah mine are never that specific
Pakistan: What does yours say?
Bangladesh, while opening his fortune cookie: Mine says, You will witness a crime in three minutes..
India: *opens his fortune cookie*
Pakistan, Confused: India, What does yours-
India, with a blank face: You will die in three minutes
*silence and realization*
Bangladesh: Paki, i think your gonna kill India
Pakistan: No im not, why would u do that??
India, slowly: I dont know.. J e a l o u s y ?
Bangladesh: *gasps*
Pakistan: What!? India, Im not jealous of you-
India, Standing up: I gotta get out of here
Pakistan: Are you kidding me, this is just a wierd coincidence!
Pakistan, stammering: L-Look look, we will get new fortunes and it will be fine
Pakistan, grabbing GerPol's fortune cookies a table away: Sorry, i need to use these for.. science..
Pakistan: *opens his fortune cookie*
Pakistan: You will soon acquire 50 dollars
Pakistan: See?
India, Touching his wallet: ..Thats the exact money i have in my wallet!
India: *takes out wallet and shows 50 dollars*
Pakistan, gasping: India.. I-
India: You gonna kill me and rob me!?
Bangladesh, in a motherly voice: Pakistan!
Pakistan: No i wouldnt kill you for 50 dollars!-
Bangladesh: *bangs hand on table* OH SO YOU WOULD KILL HIM FOR MORE THAN 50 DOLLARS!
Pakistan, while Bangladesh stands up: NO! IM NOT KILLING ANYONE LEAST OF ALL MY F R I E N D S
India, remembering about his son: I have a child Pakistan..
India: Whats gonna happen to him when his father is murdered and robbed?
India: If i were a Billionaire he would become batman.. but im not a Billionaire
India, shouting: IM MIDDLE-CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS PAKI, MY SON WILL NEVER BE BATMAN
Pakistan, putting down his fortune: India, your son will not be orphaned!
India: *opening his fortune cookie* uh..
India, Showing Pakistan his fortune: Tell that to my new fortune, YOUR SON WILL BE AN ORPHAN..
India: AND THEN GROW UP TO BE ROBIN, ROBIN PAKISTAN!?
India: You cursed my son to wear tights the rest of his days..
Pakistan, irritated: INDIA I AM NOT GOING TO KILL YOU, Bangladesh back me up!
Bangladesh: *stammering* Uh, M-My new fortune says you will find true love-
Pakistan: See! We know thats not happening!
India: *shrugs*
Bangladesh: Hey!
Pakistan: I just call it like a see it
Bangladesh, Pulling a watch from his pocket: Wait, India its almost time you need to leave
Pakistan: What!? Why do you have that!
Bangladesh: I started it the second you read your fortune
Pakistan: This is why your single
Bangladesh: W H A T
India, shoving Pakistan his money: Look, take my wallet, just please dont kill me ok!?
Pakistan, with the money in his hand: India, im not going to k-
*Timer beeps*
*The Mughal siblings all stay still*
Pakistan: See? No crime commited!
*Waiter walks in*
Waiter: Erm excuse me sir, your parked infront of a fire hydrant and around here its a crime..
*Female Nepal and Maldives enter*
Nepal: *bumps into Bangladesh*
Nepal:*giggling* Oh sorry, hi!
Bangladesh: hi!
Nepal: Nice stopwatch!
Bangladesh: Oh th-
Pakistan and Bangladesh: *looks at India*
*silence*
India: *starts choking on fortune cookie*
Pakistan: *immediately rushes to India* No, NO INDIA, BREATHE INDIA, BREATHE
India: *spits out fortune cookie*
Pakistan, nervous laughing: Oh, hes ok! The fortune was wrong!
China: *Comes from behind and shoots India with a Sniper*
India: *falls on the food with his face*
Afghanistan dressed up as Batman: *looks down at India*
Afghanistan: I will look after your son.
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Lmao, you want more things like this? i can find more i think ;w;
Btw the channels name is Studio C, THEY ARE AWESOME, They make skits like these and its for kids! they dont swear :D
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