I'm feeling like crap, my ear is throbbing, and my throat is sore;

My itchy, rude cat is sitting in my way, and it's a real bore.

I'm really getting tired and I don't want to rhyme;

I swear that I'm not this good right on a dime.

I'm not joking- please help me.

Plea.

Three.

Bee.

HELP.

Welp.

*slams head on desk*

Stoppppp.

Pop.

Mop.

I hate myself.