When you have to throw subtle hints for your girl to shave...

*text bubble conversation*

Guy: How's life, baby gorrila?

Girl: *baby girl.

And there's the girl dropping the guy a hint version.

Honey, could you rub your face on the wall? I'm out of sandpaper.

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All credit goes to Sanitaryum on their facebook page and a very epic commenter replying to the picture!