"That's my dad in his basement."

"I just imagine sharks watching human tank."

"[Name]'s an animal."

"Yea, don't eat the strings, [Name]"

"The math needs to solve its own problems."

"If you go to a store and put pennies on the counter, they'll kick you out. Found out the hard way."

"[Name] called me a gold digger because I asked [Another Name] how much his glasses are."

"Racecar spelled backward is racecar. The government doesn't want you to know."

IT'S MY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY!!!
Wish her a happy birthday, please.