"My arm smells good."

"Incorrect, it's $2.99"

"Hey, don't touch my tiger!"

"Albino broccoli"

"I GOT TWO PANTS"

"Look at my pile of bones!"

"Look at this skull!"

"Don't abuse the students, that's my job."

"It smells like oil and buttcheeks."

"Imagine if you were a table. Would you still be a table?"