"Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...whatchu want to eat tonight"?

"I don't know... what's for dinner tonight"?

"Sorry to break the news to ya, milady, but mom's not going to be around for a few days".

"But we have other stuffs in the fridge to make up for that absence. (Opens the fridge). So what'll it be? Truffles? Portobello pasta? Surströmming? Clotted cream"?