Hussnie (My Classmate): Kung di pa ready magka-baby, trust quality choices~

Sam (Another Classmate): Hahahaha di pa ready magkababy pero ready na maghimo!

Hussnie: Hahaha lagi!

Me: *Throws book* Yati ka sam ug hussnie!

TRANSLATION:

Hussnie: If not yet ready to have a baby, trust quality choices~

Sam: Hahahaha! Not yet ready to have a baby but ready to make one!

Hussnie: Hahaha agree!

Me: *Throws book* **** Sam and Hussnie!

Okay, boring... I'll add some random deep shit later on.