For Girls:

Oh my gosh! I think that I'm lesbian! I saw this girl, she was very pretty. I looked at her, she looked at me in response. I waved, she waved back. Oh my gosh! Then, I approached her, and she approached me. Closer...And closer...Ow...My forehead hurts...It was just a mirror!

For Boys:

What the hell, I think I'm gay! I saw this guy, he was staring at me. Shit, he's cool. I looked at him and he stared at me. Then curiousity got a hold of me...I approached him. Closer...And it hurts. My forehead! It was just a mirror, damn it.