"CLOCK THAT TEA"🤏
(y'all i say this every damn day istg-)

"That fat, sloppy, wide-across-the-back, refrigerator-built-ass bitch!!"

"Bitch, your house is so small- aye, y'all remember that secret annex Anne Frank was living in?"

"Okay, but who gon' whoop me???"

"The nigga you fucking won't even buy you a bar of
soap to wash them motherfuckin' cum stains off
yo pussy"

"That boy got a fat ass~"
(i was telling my friend about a boy in the lunch line😭)

"You know what I want? Some dick."

"You just big for no reason"
(me being a whole-ass big back:)

"Wig fucked up, face fucked up, damn, she DIDN'T understand the assignment"
(about my 8th grade social studies teacher)

"All that bitch do is run her fucking mouth, then her big ass asked for my food"
(about my 8th grade science teacher)

"If she got dropped in chair, she got dropped in a chair! Why am I the bad guy for not sugarcoating the fact that she got her ass beat??!"

"She always so mad. Maybe she need some dick in her."
(about my 8th grade math teacher & my current computer teacher)

"Oh, she got a booty in the front"
(about a random teacher in the hallway)

"What Cameron do? Cameron just be sitting on the sidelines, clocking tea and having a good time."
(about myself obvs)